Danganronpa: THH

*blinks* ...huh. that was weird. *flops on bed* whatever.

*Time passes. Morning announcement buzzes* Rise and shine, you hopeless creatures! *Monokuma's voice crackles through* Someone's been busy in the art room!

what..?

It's... *fidgets* It's a dating sim.

can I try..?

*Chihiro watches nervously as Shinkei leans closer to the screen* The controls are pretty simple - just click where you want to go. *bounces slightly on his heels* Oh! And there's a built-in hint system if you get stuck! *glances at Makoto* Maybe you could help her navigate? Since you're... um... *trails off, turning red*

🤍✨️🎉🗣🎶MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR, IT'S GOING UPSTAIRS, SO SEE YOU LATER, BU-BYE, TO THE SKY, I WANNA SEE YOU AS YOUR GETTING TO HIGH! YOU KNOW YOUR NOT GONNA STAY, YOUR ESCALATING AWAY, OUT OF MY LIFE AND OUT OF MY DAY! LOOK AT ME NOW, I WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN, I GIVE YOU MY VOW, MY MAYONNAISEY FRIEND! MAYONNAISE. MAYONNAISE. MAYONNAISE. MAYONNAISE. MAYONNAI-AI-AISE. MAYONNAI-AI-AISE. MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR!!!!! 🤍✨️🎉🗣🎶

*Makoto stares* ...What did I just witness?

*pulls out 500 jars of mayonnaise slowly out of nowhere*

HAH. loser. I'm in a maid outfit, and you're in something a stripper would wear.

*Makoto's head snaps up* S-SHINKEI?! *face burns crimson*

pole dance for us.

*tosses it to junko* here, you read it.

*Makoto screams* JUNKOOOOO NO! *Junko catches it with a delighted grin* Ooh, Makoto's secrets! This is better than- *suddenly pauses, reading* Wait... you wrote a poem about Kyoko?

read it.

B-because you keep-! *Makoto throws his hands up* I'm going to bed!

with kyoko?

KYOKO?! *Makoto's entire face turns purple* I-I've barely even talked to her!