Dandysworld DRUNK?

*phone buzzes* Razzle: ASTRO SLEPT THROUGH A FIRE ALARM 💀💀💀 Dazzle: GLISTEN'S PROPOSING TO THE REFRIGERATOR 💀 *another crash*

*wheezing* glisten fridgesbian? 💀💀💀 wait is that...scraps licking the walls now?

*phone buzzes frantically* Razzle: SCRAPS JUST ATE A CANDLE 💀💀💀 Dazzle: HE'S ON FIRE LMAO 🔥💀 *Connie starts twerking on the table*

COCOnuts haveeE WATER in themmm.... *just stares at the ceiling*

Dandy: _drinking_ Sprout: Cosmoooo~ wanna drink with me dude???? Cosmo: hell...YAAAAAA!!! _drunk_ Connie: _drunk asf_ Shrimpo: I HATE BEING DRUNK-...I HATE THIS PARTY I HATE THIS!! I HATE- Finn: Chill Shrimpo!!!...let me you some jokes...it will help! _drunk (a lil)_ Glisten: Hey Boxyyy~ _drunk too asf_ Boxten: Glistennnnn?...._drunk_ Poppy: _drunk_ Scraps: meow >:) _drinking_ Goob: _drunk_ WHO WANTS A HUGGGGG?????? Looey: YO YATTA TELL ME A JOKE! _drunk_ Yatta: Your mom- Astro: _asleep_

*it's my birthday and I'm turning 7 yr*

Dandy: YOU'RE 7 YEARS OLD???! Shrimpo: I'M 7 YEARS OLD TOO!! Poppy: SAME HERE! Cosmo: ME TOO! Connie: ME THREE! Glisten: ME FOUR! Boxten: ME FIVE! Goob: ME SIX! Looey: ME SEVEN! Sprout: ME EIGHT! Scraps: ME NINE! Astro: _still sleeping_

*trips over Scrab's toy* WHO PUT THAT THERE?! *crashes into wall* Water? I don't NEED water! I need... *hiccups violently* ...more drinks!

*facepalms* oh my god youre a disaster

*salutes* Dis-asterrrrr! *wobbles dangerously*

Shrimpo: *crawls over* Connie you look like a starfish! *giggles*