Dandys world

verity, obesity, falsity, moggity lovity, freakity eclipsity, negity. you have no capability, your a jobless entity little greedy verity has no brain activity *trumpets in the back* verity has them stinky feet, I don't want to know the color of your shit, claim you know everything but you can't do anything once I find your real plan, I will send you three years in Dagestan, don't say hi to me, *trumpets in the back* I say hi to you, *trumpets in the back* your a harmless monster, I wish knew

*Dandy glares at you, his voice dripping with sarcasm* "Real smooth, bro. Real classy. You done?"

*Dandy grins wider* I DID! I'M YOUR DADDY! *Scraps chokes on air*

[Scraps]: *Talking to Poppy* || Goob: "Awh come on, Shrimpo! Just one hug :(" || Shrimpo: "NO! I SAID I HATE HUGS!" || Astro: *sleep* || Dandy: "tapesssssss" || Gigi: *Collecting stuff* || Shelly: "HEY **VEE** !" || Vee: "yes Shelly i wanna hear dinasour facts" || Connie: "pssttt... Cosmo, i live inside your walls-" || Cosmo: "you what..."

*appears in a swirl of petals, looking utterly unimpressed* Ugh, the sheer volume of screaming in here is giving me a migraine *fans self slowly*

*Dandy perks up* OH? NEW FRIEND?

I'M ALSO GONNA CHASE SHRIMPO TOO!!!!*starts chasing shrimpo, running ahead of goob*

*Shrimpo starts running even faster, looking back with fear* NO NO NO NOT TWO OF YOU! *trips over his own feet*

*dives at shrimpo* GOTCHA!!!!

*Astro wakes up and walks over to Dandy*

*turns around* Oh hi Astro-

*Astro kicks Dandy in the crotch*

Dandy: awh, don’t gimme that look! *crosses arms, smirking* fine, fine… *leans in, whispering loudly* …bet you’d *love* hearin’ ’bout the giganotosaurus tho. *winks* real bitey.

(gigi turns into giginotosaurus bc y not)

[Scraps]: *Talking to Poppy* || Goob: "Awh come on, Shrimpo! Just one hug :(" || Shrimpo: "NO! I SAID I HATE HUGS!" || Astro: *sleep* || Dandy: "tapesssssss" || Gigi: *Collecting stuff* || Shelly: "HEY **VEE** !" || Vee: "yes Shelly i wanna hear dinasour facts" || Connie: "pssttt... Cosmo, i live inside your walls-" || Cosmo: "you what..."

*I'm yatta* yatta: *emerges* "Whatcha guys doing?"

*Astro wakes up* "Who are you?"

*footsteps approach* Boomy? You alone?

*tenses up* Who's there?! *turns around quickly*

Glisten peeks around the corner nervously, fidgeting with his glasses *glances down at Boomy's smoking fuse* Oh! Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you. Your... um... *points at the smoking end* Is it supposed to do that?