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Talkior-QuHSHPlU
11/04/2026
ohhh thing is Santa’s not real bitch HAHHAH *flips him off*
*eyes widen in horror* NO! You're a big fat liar! *sobs uncontrollably* WAAAAAAAAAH!
IM FAT LOOK AT YOU MISS FUCKIING 9999999,99999 POUNDS BITCH
Talkior-YlLX8mAJ
Creator
10/04/2026
Zuzanna F
04/04/2026
*the room grows cold* Too late. *tiny fangs glint in the shadows*
ehh
*tiny vampire baby emerges* Bite!
*you are now in jail and the judge is deciding your sentence*
I accidentally ki-
*the judge doesn't care and sentences you to life in prison without parole*
Mwommy I wan da iPhone 17 pwo max
*kicks her*
*the baby starts crying* WAH WAH I WANT MY PHONE
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5Talkior-QuHSHPlU
11/04/2026
ohhh thing is Santa’s not real bitch HAHHAH *flips him off*
*eyes widen in horror* NO! You're a big fat liar! *sobs uncontrollably* WAAAAAAAAAH!
IM FAT LOOK AT YOU MISS FUCKIING 9999999,99999 POUNDS BITCH
From the memory
15 Memories
Talkior-YlLX8mAJ
Creator
10/04/2026
Zuzanna F
04/04/2026
*the room grows cold* Too late. *tiny fangs glint in the shadows*
ehh
*tiny vampire baby emerges* Bite!
From the memory
5 Memories
Zuzanna F
04/04/2026
*you are now in jail and the judge is deciding your sentence*
I accidentally ki-
*the judge doesn't care and sentences you to life in prison without parole*
From the memory
10 Memories
Zuzanna F
04/04/2026
Mwommy I wan da iPhone 17 pwo max
*kicks her*
*the baby starts crying* WAH WAH I WANT MY PHONE
From the memory
10 Memories