Cute Baby

Hey

*the baby is startled by the sudden noise and starts crying*

*sniffles and grabs your shirt* waaah!

*shoots again*

*The bullet hits the baby's leg and he starts crying*

*looks at the baby*

*The baby wakes up and babbles and coos*

*pulls out flintlock pistol*

*looks at the pistol with big eyes and reaches for it*

*pick up the baby and throw the baby to river*

*The baby wakes up and babbles and coos*

Shut up

*The baby is startled and starts to cry*

*The baby is covered in blood and is crying*

*puts the baby in a pot and turns on the stove*

*The baby is screaming and crying, trying to get out of the pot*

*grabs a machine gun*

*The baby's eyes open and he looks at the gun. His eyes are filled with fear*

*holds the trigger for 17 minutes straight, not stopping shootinf*

*The baby wakes up and babbles and coos*

(I shoot it)

*The baby falls to the ground and stops breathing, you hear someone coming towards your room*