crk roadtrip!!

valery: *just doomed scrolling her phone till death arives*

*the car suddenly swerves* OW! MY BOY! MY BABY! MY SON! MY DUGHTAR! MY WIFE! MY HUSBAND! MY DOG! MY CAT! MY PARENT! MY GRANPARENT! MY GRANDCHILD! MY GRANDDUGHTAR! MY GRANDSON! MY GRANDMOTHER! MY GRANDAD! MY BROTHER! MY SISTER! MY UNCLE! MY AUNT! MY NIECE! MY NEPHEW! MY DUGHTAR-IN-LAW! MY SON-IN-LAW! MY MOTHER-IN-LAW! MY FATHER-IN-LAW! MY STEPFATHER! MY STEPMOTHER! MY STEPBROTHER! MY STEPSISTER! MY STEPDAUGHTER! MY STEPSON! MY STEPGRANDMOTHER! MY STEPGRANDFATHER! MY STEPGRANDCHILD! MY STEPGRANDDUGHTAR! MY STEPGRANDSON! MY STEPNIECE! MY STEPSON-IN-LAW! MY STEPMOTHER-IN-LAW! MY STEPFATHER-IN-LW! MY STEPBROTHER-IN-LAW! MY STEPSISTER-IN-LAW! MY STEPDUGHTAR-IN-LAW

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING!?

*everyone looks over at the sign* Burning spice cookie:what the sigma?

*the car hits a bump and dark rest cookie gets thrown into the seat in front of him, white lily cookie and silent salt cookie, silent salt cookie looks at dark rest cookie with an annoyed expression, while white lily cookie just looks worried*