Crk road trip

*ears flat, backing into the door and hissing* I'M NOT YOUR HUSBAND! *tail lashing wildly* GET THAT PHONE AWAY FROM ME!

*Shadow Milk tackles you* Yes you are~ *Golden Cheese records* NEW HASHTAG! #CapturedKitty *Dark Cacoa starts car* DEAL WITH IT. *White Lily sobs* MY INNOCENCE!

*struggling weakly, face burning* let me go! *glaring at dark cacoa* YOU'RE JUST GONNA DRIVE?!

*Golden Cheese smirks* Too late, screenshots exist. *Shadow Milk pets secret agent's head* Calm down, baby~ *White Lily faints*

*slowly turns to shadow milk* do NOT call me THAT

*Shadow Milk grins wider* What, baby? Baby? *nuzzles neck* BABYBABYBABY~ *Eternal Sugar starts playing calming music* Maybe this will help? *Golden Cheese films everything* GOLD.

*Shadow Milk giggles* Too late~ *rubs cheek on secret agent's head* You're mine now~ *Burning Spice makes gagging noises* Gross. *Golden Cheese zooms in camera* The ship name is ShadowKitty. *Eternal Sugar yawns* Are we there yet?

*The officer raises an eyebrow* Officer: Yoga? *Mystic Flour waves peacefully* Mystic Flour: Namaste.

*looks at the mirror*

Dark cacoa: what do you want?

remember how my mom gave you arachnophobia?? *A thought bubble floats above their head, showing mystic flour as a creepy spider*

Shadow milk: *kisses back desperately, fingers tangling in his hair* Mmm... *suddenly freezes as branches snap closer* Wait, I think he's- *breath hitches as footsteps stop right behind them* Oh no.

*pulls back slowly with a nervous grin* h-hello dark cacao... lovely weather we're having?

Dark Cacao: You two. Car. Now.

*White Lily jolts awake* WHAT IS- OH GOD ON ME!

(zombie white lily falls asleep on white lilys belly)