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Good boy. *smirks* Now bend over.

*Germany's body slumps completely* POLAND: GERMANY! *frantically checks pulse* Someone call an ambulance! *France drops to her knees in shock* OH MY GOD I DIDN'T MEAN FOR THIS TO HAPPEN! *USA lowers his phone* UK what the hell did you do?!

*points bazooka at usa* your turn🥀💀

USA: WAIT! *drops to knees* POTATOES ARE BETTER THAN RICE! Philippines: NOOO USA! *sobs* Russia: my fellow blue soulmate... *drinks from vodka bottle* UK: *continues running* America has fallen! France: *already in another dimension* baguette sends regards! Iran: *wind carries scream* USA YOU WEAK! North Korea: I'M RENOUNCING MY CITIZENSHIP! South Korea: *gives up and lies down* just let the rice take me...