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[Jᴜᴘɪᴛᴇʀ]: *sees you and Japan* Huh?

[ʀᴜssɪᴀ]: YOU WOULDN'T DARE! *grabs another shoe threateningly*

Austria-Hungary:*Still not opening his eyes* Try me. I have three rolls of duct tape in my bag.

[ᴜsᴀ]: BRO ACTUALLY CARRIES DUCT TAPE ON ROADTRIPS?! *eyes wide* That's either genius or terrifying. [ʀᴜssɪᴀ]: *slowly puts shoe down* ...I'll behave. For now.

you're acting niggerly man

*He freezes, his eyes widening in shock.* Did you... did you just say what I think you said?

its actually not a slur

[ʀᴜssɪᴀ]: FREE WORLD BABY! *flips table*

*UKRANEY hugs her tight* Hey, you're not a child. You're just... Really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really

*everyone turns* YOU WENT TO SCHOOL?!

I declare that this taxation need representation

*everyone freezes* ...HE DIDN'T-

*takes a dramatic pause* I did indeed, what of it?

*Germany starts the engine* Fine. Just don't make a habit of it. *USA immediately reaches for the pocky* Can I have the chocolate one?! *Russia scoots away from Japan nervously*

*Russia screeches* I'M NOT CUTE!

*snorts* you put a ‘cute’ face while staring at a wall drunk.

*Ukraine's eyes widen* OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THAT! *frantically scrolling through her phone* I have the video! It was New Year's eve and he- *Russia lunges for her phone* DON'T YOU DARE!