COS

i dont know how but i might have killed all the wardens (i was a puffwump with dwarfism)

Trying my mother's strategy to become famous! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . *Looks up from my daybed and leans over closer to you* What do you want? *Accidentally leans too far off the bed and falls into the floor, my right index finger going inside the hole I dug in my floor, then a rat bites it and I fry scream and pull out my finger and the rat is on it so I shove it inside a tic tac container, but the rat chews its way out and eats all my paper in 0.2 seconds, so now I'm sad, but then Moonwatcher from Wings of Fire appears to comfort me so I am happy now, and then since our microwave can potentially catch fire, does exactly that and burn the house down, but also Clay from Wings of Fire came from nowhere to protect us with his fireproof scales, but now we're homeless so we die on the streets*

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yeah I'm going to try to fix that

I tried again and uh