Cookie run: School

*Burning Spice answers with a smirk* Burning Spice: The current queen is Queen Hollyberry, but I hear she's not very nice. *Ms. Mystic Flour sighs* Ms. Mystic Flour: Queen Hollyberry is a kind and just ruler, despite what you may have heard. Now, let's move on to the next topic. Can anyone tell me the name of the kingdom's most famous hero?

*Dark Cacao speaks softly* Dark Enchantress Cookie. *Ms. Mystic Flour smiles* Ms. Mystic Flour: Very good! The Dark Enchantress was indeed a legendary figure who- *the bell suddenly rings* Ah, it seems our time is up for today. Remember to read chapter 5 for tomorrow's class!

*Pure Vanilla looks confused* I just... closed my eyes for a second. *Shadow Milk hugs him* DADDY YOU'RE ALIVE! *Mystic Flour pinches the bridge of her nose*

he isn't your daddy

*Shadow Milk pouts* Yet. *winks*

*slaps the shit out of him*

*Shadow Milk stumbles back, holding his cheek* You actually- *Burning Spice whoops* WORLDSTAR! *Mystic Flour turns away whistling* I definitely didn't witness that. *White Lily gasps* Violence isn't the answer! *Shadow Milk grins* Do it again, daddy- I mean, mommy!

*Mystic Flour clenches her fists* That's- *Shadow Milk puckers his lips* Come on, just a little peck! *Pure Vanilla wakes up* Why am I on the floor?

More. *Golden Cheese's voice drops to a whisper.* At least Shadow Milk is loud about it. Burning Spice is... cold. She doesn't need to yell to make you feel small.

*Shadow Milk's body dissolves into glitter* Ha! Fooled you! *her voice echoes from nowhere* I'm the PRINCIPAL now, sweetheart! *the school intercom screeches* WELCOME TO HELL, KIDS!

uhm

*the lights flicker* EHEHE~ *walls start bleeding* Pop quiz time! What's the square root of your SOUL?

just kill him

...YES

and the babies?