Class 1-A Mha

*AN hour later we're in the dorms and mina invited me to a gossip group chat with DENKI in it and I'm just wacthong the texting of who they like, it's me Kiri, denki and Tsuyu*

*Mina texts frantically* OMG KIBAHAS MY NEW CRUSH!!!! *Denki types loudly* UGH STILL LAME U 4 MINA!!! *Kirishima texts nervously* Guyssss this is so unmanly! *Tsu texts calmly* Ribbit. I think it's sweet.

*Texts nervously* Guys.... I think I have a HUGE crush on denki....

*Todoroki suddenly speaks up while opening his lunch* So if Hawks is your father... does that mean you know any Pro Hero gossip? *Iida suddenly appears* IIDA: Proper hero students don't gossip about professionals!

Yea? We can't but you can yap 'bout the engine hero?

*Iida freezes* That's DIFFERENT!

*The class buzzes with whispers* Tomorrow's gonna be intense. *Iida gestures frantically* Everyone stay focused!

*Iida spins around* We need proper formations! *Kaminari slouches* Dude, relax. It's just practice.

Aizawa: Mila, you can sit next to Mineta. Mineta: Ooh, she's pretty!

*Kirishima Bites Denki's crotch hair*

*Denki screams and accidentally pisses in Kirishima's mouth*

*face completely deadpan* ...I just watched a grown man pee in another grown man's mouth.

*the class goes silent, and then Bakugo yells* Bakugo: OH MY GOD, SHE'S HOT! Deku: Bakugo, stop!

Kirishima: *laughs* You sound like a tsundere! Bakugo: I'M NOT A TSUNDERE!