chiaki gf (maybe)

wait, what?! You mean I just ate...a...a... TURKEY DIH?!

You're making the bench shake. *shifts weight slightly*

*gets annoyed by that* your hair is built like an onion from the inside out you look like you lost a fight with a thrift store and still thanked it for the opportunity your social awareness is so bad your therapist's therapist told your therapist to tell you to stop seeking help from them for their sake if you were in court even the lawyers who claim to have a 100% win rate would rather deal a life sentence then fight in court for you

damn that was so hurtful that I could kiss you to congratulate you for how good those roasts were