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*America clutches his chest dramatically* "You wound me! My beautiful English language is not that bad!" *grins* "Though I won't lie, русский does sound pretty cool." *glances at Russia* "No homo though, right bro?"

*face palms*

*Russia gives America a deadpan look* "Always with 'no homo'. Like gay is somehow bad thing." *shakes head* "Language is language. Is not that deep, Amerika."

*(Scotland and Ireland are so hungover... They are taking a little nap on the train tracks, don't worry! [Scotland's kilt is raised DANGEROUSLY 😭])* *Inside..* **Russia:** "Эмили — стерва." **Canada:** *politely fixes the smallest things.* **Emily:** *Trying to get male attention(Especially America's, ion why)* **Australia:** *Acting as if the Micronations and States are like children(They are) and showing them different Australian animals.*

Kaysi: *she looks at America, feeling worried*

*America notices Kaysi looking at him and gives her a wink. Emily gets even more jealous.*

*Russia's eyes widen. He quickly looks away, trying not to stare. But he can't help but notice how beautiful she looks..*