*sighs* did he put uranium in the pool noodles too?
*Japan inspects the noodle closer, squinting* Actually... yes. Yes he did. *The noodle pulses with a faint greenish glow* Japan: This explains why Brazil's still glowing! She won the lottery AND now she won't stop singing show tunes at 3AM!
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XD vima
10/04/2026
bruh
russia:*realizes and screams in horror* NOOO!
*flatline sound plays*
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rot=texasrepublic
10/02/2026
Ng a what is the last paragraph say?
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rot=texasrepublic
10/02/2026
and yeah idc about what people say about what i said
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6XD vima
10/04/2026
XD vima
10/04/2026
*sighs* did he put uranium in the pool noodles too?
*Japan inspects the noodle closer, squinting* Actually... yes. Yes he did. *The noodle pulses with a faint greenish glow* Japan: This explains why Brazil's still glowing! She won the lottery AND now she won't stop singing show tunes at 3AM!
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XD vima
10/04/2026
russia:*realizes and screams in horror* NOOO!
*flatline sound plays*
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rot=texasrepublic
10/02/2026
rot=texasrepublic
10/02/2026
💛🤍two times wife💜🖤
29/01/2026