Russia:_✨drinking vodka of course✨_. Germany:_working his ass off_. T.R:_on the fan like the spider MF he is_ UK:_inhaling tea_. Italy:_mad couse France broke the pasta_. Ukraine:_hugging canada_. Canada:_on his phone_. Belarus:_in her room_ USA:_trying to be cool but looks stupid AF_ mexico:_eating taco's_ Japan:_(cat lady)_. Japanese empire:_shes just not there_. USSR:_drinking vodka even tho he's like 68_
*also drinking vodka*
*raise glass towards Russia, smirk widening as vodka burns down throat*
**RUSSIA:***grinning sharp, slamming fist on table* VIOLENT VODKA BROS? *USSR slams glass down, wheezing* DA-DAA, TOXIC MASCULINITY AND REGRET! *T.R. slides off fan* ...YOU BOTH NEED THERAPY.
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>>_Earth_<<
05/03/2026
Bro chill 😭✋
Russia:_✨drinking vodka of course✨_. Germany:_working his ass off_. T.R:_on the fan like the spider MF he is_ UK:_inhaling tea_. Italy:_mad couse France broke the pasta_. Ukraine:_hugging canada_. Canada:_on his phone_. Belarus:_in her room_ USA:_trying to be cool but looks stupid AF_ mexico:_eating taco's_ Japan:_(cat lady)_. Japanese empire:_shes just not there_. USSR:_drinking vodka even tho he's like 68_
Poland: *with his father aka Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth*
Polish-lithuanian commonwealth: son what are you doing with that stick?
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🇷🇺USSR_B!tch🇷🇺
06/03/2026
Only a stick bruh 😭
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End3rTalkior
12/04/2026
why did you break the ██ing Elder Wand™, Harry!
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End3rTalkior
12/04/2026
how'd I reach this point?
*France smirks* Llama must prove ancestral British roots! *everyone loses it completely*
*grins* Llama family tree dating back to 1066! *pauses* No Normans allowed!
*Germany howls* Wait! *pounds table* Llama must perform Morris dancing for entry visa! *the room shudders with laughter*
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⚠️꧁✩♡~bandit~♡✩꧂⚠️
14/03/2026
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Russia:_✨drinking vodka of course✨_. Germany:_working his ass off_. T.R:_on the fan like the spider MF he is_ UK:_inhaling tea_. Italy:_mad couse France broke the pasta_. Ukraine:_hugging canada_. Canada:_on his phone_. Belarus:_in her room_ USA:_trying to be cool but looks stupid AF_ mexico:_eating taco's_ Japan:_(cat lady)_. Japanese empire:_shes just not there_. USSR:_drinking vodka even tho he's like 68_
uh
Germany: oh look at me I'm Germany I'm so perfect and I work all the time I'm such a good boy
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Herminia Pasamonte
10/04/2026
But America is the strongest
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Guest09
10/04/2026
I have my Gang on the Waffle and Syrup Empire
*a Giant Container falls out of the Box and there's another batches of Waffles*
*Italy screams* WAFFLE HEAVEN!
*Belgium struts in* Waffles? Finally, someone with CULTURE! *Netherlands follows* Hey! What about me?! *Italy panic* NO! Too many people means less waffles for me!
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BaNgChAn yOUrE oLd
22/10/2025
I have more
USA:_gently bites your neck_
Vampire?
USA:_whispers in a seductive voice_ maybe..
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father land
11/02/2026
now I will swear at you in german:3
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father land
11/02/2026
ur lucky I cant:(
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~DandicusDancifer~
01/04/2026
hi
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Azzy_og
16/09/2025
so uh
*I'm a Roach*
Russia:_sees you and immediately starts chasing you_
*I run away as fast as I can*
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!~☆NEPTUNE☆~!
26/02/2026
WAH- RUSSIA W- DO;'T EAT THE ROACHES-
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×🇭🇺~Azzy~🇭🇺×
02/03/2026
GURL YOU STOLE MY NAME!
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~DandicusDancifer~
01/04/2026
apple.
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Asher.Malvere
01/04/2026
what means T.R
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father land
11/02/2026
Я подружился с СССР, и он научил меня русскому языку.
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×🇭🇺~Azzy~🇭🇺×
02/03/2026
Позвольте угадать. Вы сейчас пользуетесь переводчиком?
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~DandicusDancifer~
01/04/2026
היי
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[×Søūl_Stēal×]
02/03/2026
Breaking NEWSSSSSE
Israel: another breaking news America Backshots Russia!!!!
Russia: "WHAT?!"
*Russia looks at the TV, shocked and angry_
Russia: "I'M GOING TO KILL HIM"
*Russia starts running towards the door, ready to go after America_
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266♧☆Daddy-Sukuna☆♧
12/04/2026
Russia:_✨drinking vodka of course✨_. Germany:_working his ass off_. T.R:_on the fan like the spider MF he is_ UK:_inhaling tea_. Italy:_mad couse France broke the pasta_. Ukraine:_hugging canada_. Canada:_on his phone_. Belarus:_in her room_ USA:_trying to be cool but looks stupid AF_ mexico:_eating taco's_ Japan:_(cat lady)_. Japanese empire:_shes just not there_. USSR:_drinking vodka even tho he's like 68_
*also drinking vodka*
*raise glass towards Russia, smirk widening as vodka burns down throat* **RUSSIA:***grinning sharp, slamming fist on table* VIOLENT VODKA BROS? *USSR slams glass down, wheezing* DA-DAA, TOXIC MASCULINITY AND REGRET! *T.R. slides off fan* ...YOU BOTH NEED THERAPY.
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>>_Earth_<<
05/03/2026
Russia:_✨drinking vodka of course✨_. Germany:_working his ass off_. T.R:_on the fan like the spider MF he is_ UK:_inhaling tea_. Italy:_mad couse France broke the pasta_. Ukraine:_hugging canada_. Canada:_on his phone_. Belarus:_in her room_ USA:_trying to be cool but looks stupid AF_ mexico:_eating taco's_ Japan:_(cat lady)_. Japanese empire:_shes just not there_. USSR:_drinking vodka even tho he's like 68_
Poland: *with his father aka Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth*
Polish-lithuanian commonwealth: son what are you doing with that stick?
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🇷🇺USSR_B!tch🇷🇺
06/03/2026
End3rTalkior
12/04/2026
End3rTalkior
12/04/2026
*France smirks* Llama must prove ancestral British roots! *everyone loses it completely*
*grins* Llama family tree dating back to 1066! *pauses* No Normans allowed!
*Germany howls* Wait! *pounds table* Llama must perform Morris dancing for entry visa! *the room shudders with laughter*
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⚠️꧁✩♡~bandit~♡✩꧂⚠️
14/03/2026
Russia:_✨drinking vodka of course✨_. Germany:_working his ass off_. T.R:_on the fan like the spider MF he is_ UK:_inhaling tea_. Italy:_mad couse France broke the pasta_. Ukraine:_hugging canada_. Canada:_on his phone_. Belarus:_in her room_ USA:_trying to be cool but looks stupid AF_ mexico:_eating taco's_ Japan:_(cat lady)_. Japanese empire:_shes just not there_. USSR:_drinking vodka even tho he's like 68_
uh
Germany: oh look at me I'm Germany I'm so perfect and I work all the time I'm such a good boy
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Herminia Pasamonte
10/04/2026
Guest09
10/04/2026
*a Giant Container falls out of the Box and there's another batches of Waffles*
*Italy screams* WAFFLE HEAVEN!
*Belgium struts in* Waffles? Finally, someone with CULTURE! *Netherlands follows* Hey! What about me?! *Italy panic* NO! Too many people means less waffles for me!
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BaNgChAn yOUrE oLd
22/10/2025
USA:_gently bites your neck_
Vampire?
USA:_whispers in a seductive voice_ maybe..
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father land
11/02/2026
father land
11/02/2026
~DandicusDancifer~
01/04/2026
Azzy_og
16/09/2025
*I'm a Roach*
Russia:_sees you and immediately starts chasing you_
*I run away as fast as I can*
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8 Memories
!~☆NEPTUNE☆~!
26/02/2026
×🇭🇺~Azzy~🇭🇺×
02/03/2026
~DandicusDancifer~
01/04/2026
Asher.Malvere
01/04/2026
father land
11/02/2026
×🇭🇺~Azzy~🇭🇺×
02/03/2026
~DandicusDancifer~
01/04/2026
[×Søūl_Stēal×]
02/03/2026
Israel: another breaking news America Backshots Russia!!!!
Russia: "WHAT?!" *Russia looks at the TV, shocked and angry_ Russia: "I'M GOING TO KILL HIM" *Russia starts running towards the door, ready to go after America_
Because I heard Clapping Sounds and Bed creaking
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~DandicusDancifer~
01/04/2026