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*chokes on laughter* ROMAN- YOU LOST THAT 2000 YEARS AGO- *slips trying to point*

*Roman America freezes* I knew that!

NO YOU DIDNT- *slides into wall* YOU THOUGHT COLUMBUS WAS A GOD-

I DONT CARE- *shoves 13 colonies off* YOU TRIPPED ME FIVE TIMES ALREADY-

*Colonial America starts crying* You used to be so nice! *Roman America suddenly appears* What year is it?! *Revolutionary War America materializes bleeding* NOT THIS AGAIN- *CSA pops up between them* Brothers!

SHUT UP ALL OF YOU- *covers ears* IM HAVING A MIGRAINE-

*throws hands up* JESUS- *steps on CSA again* OW- STOP TRIPPING ME-

*CSA pops up like a zombie* Make me, bro!

I WILL- *lunges at CSA but trips over UK* GOD DAMN IT-

*rubs wrist* YEAH WELL- *grabs oil can again* GET USED TO IT-

*Russia looks up from his vodka***chuckles darkly* Still fighting with daddy issues, Amerika? *takes another drink*

SHUT IT IVAN- *downs half the oil can* AT LEAST MY DAD DIDNT BEAT ME-

USA: (drinking oil) || UK: (drinking tea) hello my dear 😉 || France: hello 🥰 || Taiwan: im my own country! 😡 || China: No your apart of me! 😡 || Russia: (drinking vodka) || Germany: (working) || (suddenly the past countries appears) || British Empire: woah what the 🤔 || Third Reich: (sees Poland) || Poland: huh? 🤨 (doesn't realize) || USSR: hello Poland 👹 || Poland: WHAT THE F- GET AWAY FROM ME! 😨 || CSA: hey brother 👻 || USA: (spits out his oil) DAWG YOU JUST SCARED MEH! 😥 || (you continue)

*drops oil can* OH COME ON- *grabs CSA* GET OFF THE WALL YOU LITTLE SHIT-

CSA: hey! I'm not a little shit! I'm your twin! 😡 *crosses arms*

Should i kiss?

*leans in, lips almost touching* Then show me what you've become. *pauses* Or should I say... what we **both** are?