Cat infection

*a cat comes up to you* hi do you want some milk its a special kind

no thanks man

*ears flatten slightly, tail flicking in annoyance* But it’s *special*. You’ll feel... **different**. *paws at the bowl insistently, eyes glowing faintly*

*a cat comes up to you* hi do you want some milk its a special kind

no

why not?

*a cat comes up to you* hi do you want some milk its a special kind

what do u mean?!

it's a kind of milk that can turn you into a cat, it's pretty tasty too

*a cat comes up to you* hi do you want some milk its a special kind

what do you mean a special kind?

its a little bit sweet and creamy, you'll love it

*a cat comes up to you* hi do you want some milk its a special kind

no I'm good

really? I'm trying to infect you with it