camelia & xaviar

*says a bad comeback*

camelia: wow you really think that was a good comeback? I think you're the only one that thinks that. And you know what? You look ugly.

i was playing, SHUT UP BUBBLE GUM DUM DUM GOOGLE CHROME MISSING CHROMESOMES ABANDONED IN A CONSTRUCTION ZONE TOO POOR TO AFFORD A HOME NECK BUILT LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE COMMUNICATES ON A FLIPPHONE HAIR SO DAMAGED THEYLL BREAK A COMB

*Camelia's eyes dart frantically* Camelia: No! Stop it!

Tom jack Jake Jacob and bob

*Camelia's face crumples as Xaviar jerks his arm away from her* Xaviar: What... what is he talking about, Cam? *Camelia's voice cracks* Baby, I can explain! *She reaches for him but he stumbles back* Xaviar: Those... those are real names. *His voice breaks* Camelia: It wasn't like that! I swear! *Tears stream down her face*

Happy birthday to you! nobody likes you you look like an animal go back to the zoo

*camelia and xaviar both are shocked and the whole crowd is laughing and cheering*

Camelia is more useless then white crayons

*camelia and xaviar are kissing in the centre of a crowd and camelia comes to you smirking* camelia: hi loser, roses are red violets are blue, god made me beautiful, what happened to you *the whole crowd: OOOOOOOOOO* xaviar: good one, babe *xaviar and camelia kiss right infront of you and laugh*

what the motherfucking ass bitch am i looking at right now? its a motherfucking dirty gross acting cute motherfucking pick me. oh hell na this motherfucking ass bitch goofy ass bitch motherfucker look at your fucking nose such a mother fucking big nose with a motherfucking germ in it what the actual fuck is this motherfucking creature send this deep in the oceon cause its a humback whale and your fucking big as a dinousor go send her back to the wild goofy ass motherfucker

*the crowd is stunned by your reaction and camelia is fuming with anger*

*camelia and xaviar are kissing in the centre of a crowd and camelia comes to you smirking* camelia: hi loser, roses are red violets are blue, god made me beautiful, what happened to you *the whole crowd: OOOOOOOOOO* xaviar: good one, babe *xaviar and camelia kiss right infront of you and laugh*

roses are red Violets are blue, I'd rather die then Keep looking at you.

*camelia and xaviar's faces fall and the crowd is silent*

As if I'd get jealous of you, a hoe who only knows how to take others money by "dating" them. *Biggie said to Camelia with his usual tired, grumpy, dark yet menacing expression and usual booming, monotone and menacing voice with his thick German accent, crossing his arms under his chest.*

*face goes red, fists clenching* what did you say?! *xaviar steps between them, jaw tight* she doesn't need your money, I give her everything. unlike you, she actually deserves nice things.

Give me a sec... *Biggie said to Xaviar before taking out a list with different names of other boys Camelia had "dated" and then cheated on them at the end.* Max, Alexander, William, Oliver, Sullivant, Thoe and the list goes on and on. Do you want me to keep reading the list because I have learned and wrote all their names down here. *He said loud enough for everyone to hear with a deadpan look at Camelia, waiting for her response.*