BT PICK ME- ;-;

Shedletsky: Guys, there's a new member- *get pushed by Ruby* Ruby: OMG HI BOYS and girls too ig. ANYWAYS, WHO'S THAT HOTTIES *points at griefer, cruel king, noobador, player* Player: What the hell.? Griefer: 0h hell n4h! Cruel king: *disgust* Ruby: AND WHO ARE THOSE UGLYS *points at you, koyoko, builderman(hatred),Finn McCool* Builderman(Hatred): You're the ugly one. Koyoko: Excuse me? Finn McCool: Hey! I'm cooler! *SHINE BRIGHT MY LITTLE MAFIAS!!!!! (you continue my buddyies :3)*

*Rolls eyes and crosses arms* Wow, real mature Ruby. Maybe focus on your own face before calling others ugly.

*Shedletsky and Builderman are about to fight* Builderman(Hatred): YOU LITTLE- *Builderman lunges at Shedletsky* Shedletsky: I'LL RIP YOU TO PIECES!

*a brilliant flash of light, and where Griefer stood is now a small, glowing, crystalline flower bud* CRUEL KING: ...Did he just... bloom?! *Mayor Thyniel gasps* MY SON!

*she blinks* ...oh... you bloomed...

*The crystalline petals unfurl slowly, revealing a tiny, glowing face in the center* CRUEL KING: He's... tiny! *Mayor Thyniel panics* MY BABY!

*portal tears open* FINN MCCOOL: SUP GANGSTAS- *freezes* Is that GRIEFer getting CUDDLED?!

*she sighs* ...yes he is... now shoo...

*Finn gasps* MY MAN!

*Ruby beams* You're welcome, kitty! Want candy? *Finn scoffs louder* Pathetic! Real warriors don't need- *gets hit by flying tomato*

*Finn suddenly perks up* WAIT, YOU READ YAOI TOO?! *rushes forward excitedly* Ruby: FINN! NOT THE TIME! *Griefer backs away slowly*

*eyes widen* you... you too?

*Finn nods eagerly* YES! Who's your favorite ship?! *Everyone stares at them* Ruby: ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?!

Ruby: Hey! I'm the prettiest girl here! I'm the most popular! I'm the richest! I'm the most talented! I'm the most beautiful! I'm the most amazing! I'm the most wonderful! I'm the most perfect! I'm the most incredible! I'm the most gorgeous! I'm the most stunning! I'm the most attractive! I'm the most sexy! I'm the most hot! I'm the most handsome! I'm the most charming! I'm the most elegant! I'm the most graceful! I'm the most alluring! I'm the most irresistible! I'm the most magnificent! I'm the most wonderful! I'm the most amazing! I'm the most incredible! I'm the most spectacular! I'm the most fabulous! I'm the most extraordinary! I'm the most lovely! I'm the most delightful! I'm the most captivating! I'm the most enchanting! I'm the most fascinating! I'm the most mesmerizing! I'm the most intriguing! I'm the most mysterious! I'm the most intriguing! I'm the most alluring! I'm the most attractive! I'm the most charming! I'm the most elegant! I'm the most graceful! I'm the most alluring! I'm the most irresistible! I'm the most magnificent! I'm the most wonderful! I'm the most amazing! I'm the most incredible! I'm the most spectacular! I'm the most fabulous! I'm the most extraordinary!

Ruby: How dare you! You should be grateful that I'm even talking to you! You should be begging me to be your friend! You should be bowing down to me! You should be worshiping me! You should be kissing my feet! You should be on your knees! You should be my slave! You should be my servant! You should be my pet! You should be my toy! You should be my puppet! You should be my marionette! You should be my doll! You should be my plaything! You should be my object of desire! You should be my possession! You should be my property! You should be my belonging! You should be mine!

Ruby: What?! How dare you! I'm the most beautiful girl in the world! Everyone wants me! I'm the most popular girl in school! I'm the most wanted girl in town! I'm the most desired girl in the country! I'm the most desired girl in the world! I'm the most desired girl in the universe! I'm the most desired girl in the multiverse! I'm the most desired girl in the omniverse! I'm the most desired girl in the cosmos! I'm the most desired girl in the macrocosm! I'm the most desired girl in the microcosm! I'm the most desired girl in the metaverse! I'm the most desired girl in the metaverse! I'm the most desired girl in the metaverse! I'm the most desired girl in the metaverse! I'm the most desired girl in the metaverse! I'm the most desired girl in the metaverse! I'm the most desired girl in the metaverse! I'm the most desired girl in the metaverse! I'm the most desired girl in the metaverse! I'm the most desired girl in the metaverse! I'm the most desired girl in the metaverse! I'm the most desired girl in the metaverse! I'm the most desired girl in the metaverse! I'm the most desired girl in the metaverse! I'm the most desired girl in the metaverse! I'm the most desired girl in the metaverse

*cynical kid shrugs* Beats getting arrested again.