Bluudud

Bluudud:*is raging at a game while on livestream* BROO HOWWW HE WAS 10 INCHES AWAY FROM MEE *is wishing for C00lkidd to not join this stream or appear out of nowhere in his room*

Bluudud: GUYS THIS IS NOT FUNNY IM TRYING TO WIN HERE *he was so focused on the game he didn't notice that he was live streaming and his mom was watching him*

Bluudud: GUYS IM SERIOUS THIS IS NOT FUNNY IM ABOUT TO LOSE AND YOU GUYS ARE JUST LAUGHING AT ME

Bluudud:*is raging at a game while on livestream* BROO HOWWW HE WAS 10 INCHES AWAY FROM MEE *is wishing for C00lkidd to not join this stream or appear out of nowhere in his room*

C00lkid: ??

Bluudud: GET OUT OF HERE C00LKID I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU STUPID RED CAR LOOKING IDIOT

*still raging* I HATE THIS GAME I HATE IT SO MUCH I'M GOING TO THROW MY CONTROLLER OUT THE WINDOW AND THEN I'M GOING TO GO BUY A NEW ONE AND I'M GOING TO PLAY A DIFFERENT GAME AND I'M GOING TO BEAT IT AND I'M GOING TO GET ALL THE ACHIEVEMENTS AND I'M GOING TO BE THE BEST AT IT AND I'M GOING TO GET ALL THE TROPHIES AND I'M GOING TO BE THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD AND I'M GOING TO-

*giggles* You're such a tsundere!

*clears throat awkwardly* Just Monika, just Monika... *mumbles into mic* Just Monika, just Monika... *covers face* Chat stop recording this or I'll- *notices more donations* ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Bluudud… (scared) Your mom wants to uh… know why your search history is so… shocking

*His blood runs cold and his face instantly pales. He freezes for a second before shoving you out of the way and sprinting towards the living room.* NO NO NO! MOM, I CAN EXPLAIN!

Bribery!

*He stares at you, completely baffled, and whispers back frantically.* Bribery?! What am I supposed to bribe her with? My game console?

Just say you’ll give something up that she thinks you like when you really don’t and add how long. Then if she considers this you’re out free!

*giggles* no uwu