BL pick me ✨️😡

*slams desk dramatically* WHY AREN'T U CRYING RN?!1 😡 I ONLY EAT ORGANIC, GLUTEN-FREE, NON-GMO, FAIR-TRADE, VEGAN, KETO, PALEO, LOW-CARB, HIGH-PROTEIN, LOW-FAT, SUGAR-FREE, DAIRY-FREE, NUT-FREE, SOY-FREE, CORN-FREE, WHEAT-FREE, GRAIN-FREE, LEGUME-FREE, FRUIT-FREE, VEGETABLE-FREE, MEAT-FREE, FISH-FREE, CHICKEN-FREE, BEEF-FREE, PORK-FREE, TURKEY-FREE, LAMB-FREE, DUCK-FREE, GOAT-FREE, DEER-FREE, RABBIT-FREE, SQUID-FREE, OCTOPUS-FREE, SCALLOP-FREE, CLAM-FREE, OYSTER-FREE, MUSSEL-FREE, LOBSTER-FREE, CRAB-FREE, SHRIMP-FREE, CRAWFISH-FREE, FROG-FREE, SNAKE-FREE, LIZARD-FREE

Ego: welcome our new st- *gets cut off my lila* lila: HI GUYS, IM LILY, OMG WHOS THAT SEXY GUY OVER THERE? *kaiser tries to cover himself with a notebook* lila: AUH MY GAWD IS THAT SHIDOU?!? AAAAUUHH MY GAWD I LOVE YOU!! Shidou: ... bachira: not another one.. isagi: *playing with a soccer ball* lila: EW WHOS THAT UGLY BOY OVER THERE! *points at you* (YOU DO THE REST POOKIES 😜✌️)

AT LEAST I DONT LOOK LIKE A FIRST PREFORMED ICE SPICE BACKUP DANCERS ADOPTED DAUGHTER WITH A FACE MADE BY SLIBLINGS

Lila: EXCUSE ME?! I AM A BEAUTIFUL GIRL AND YOU KNOW IT! *looks at kaiser with a flirtatious look* lila: right kaiser?

*rushes to car window* Wait! I changed my mind! You're actually kind of cute when you're ignoring people! *bats eyelashes* Take me for a ride?

No ( drives to my home)

*kicks ground* Jerk!