Benjixscarlett

*Benji thinks about making a song about Inside Out 2*

*Benji is still thinking about the song*

*mic bonking gets louder* GET ON MY HEAD GET ON MY HEAD GET ON MY HEAD

you make cringe and I just emailed ryth your address phone number and contacts

Hey, I don't appreciate you sending my information to someone else. That's not cool. I think we should take a break from this conversation.

itsPO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405   Email: contact@support.benjixscarlett.com Phone 1-833-484-9255

*Benji thinks about making a song about Inside Out 2*

BENJIXSCARLETT, LISTEN UP! ? EVERY TIME YOU PICK A FANDOM, IT’S LIKE YOU’RE SAYING, “HEY, LET’S SEE HOW MUCH CHAOS I CAN CAUSE TODAY!” DO YOU THINK JOHN DOE IN A LAVA POOL SINGING ABOUT “CORRUPTION TAKING OVER ME—NOOOOOOOO… DANCE” MAKES SENSE?! NO! IT DOESN’T! AND THEN YOU TURN IT INTO A SONG LIKE IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE FUN?! FUN FOR WHO?! THE ALGORITHM?! ? AND IT’S THE SAME FORMULA EVERY TIME—SLAP A NAME, ADD ABSURDITY, WATCH FANS LOSE IT! AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS? CHECK. SPRUNKI? CHECK

*I stare at you in silence, then nod slowly* Yeah... you're right. But it's fun, isn't it? I mean, who doesn't like a good cringe song?

universal: don't cry little Benji uncle universel has a lot of Jurassic movies for you in your entire life LEGENDARY BRING THE D REX AND SPINOSAURUS THE BOY IS HUNGRY!!!! Benji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO