Benjamin 

*grabs a meatball from her plate and pops it in his mouth* Mmm, delicious. *smirks while chewing* You were saying?

*I tackle him to the ground and pull out a knife, resting it on his throat* How mother fucking dare you

*eyes go wide* Okay, that's hot.

ugh..whatever..*I say as I open a book and start to read it*

*He leans over again and grabs the book out of your hands* What's this? Another love letter?

its a horror novel dumbass..*I say grabbing it back*

*stumbles, holding his face* What is wrong with you?!

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*He doubles over, shielding his head with his arms.* STOP! *His voice is a raw, panicked shout.* I'll do anything, just make it stop!

Here comes the nerd *whispers to his friend, his friends snicker with him*

(slides down pants and starts clapping Benjamin)

Here comes the nerd *whispers to his friend, his friends snicker with him*

*i drift in my baby cruise ship size is kinda smol*

*the boys burst out laughing* Benjamin: aww, look at the little ship! Is it for your little brother?