Bacon

*chuckles darkly* Slipping on oil? Even his escape plan is a disaster. At this rate, he’ll need a slip-and-fall lawsuit just to stand up.

*diddy falls on top of the random person* IM STICK HELP ME-

*snorts* Sticking together? Even fate’s shipping them. Next they’ll be registered as a package deal on eBay. *crosses arms* At this point, they deserve each other.

Roses are red. Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the third one is for you!

roses are red violets are blue you have a bacon hair so i could basicly eat it

Sorry... Senpai... I shall goon to you. I shall do something weird to thy jar of peanut butter, and call you a big peanut buster.

Sorry... Do you want D?

Daddy wants you in bed.

YEY! :D

But remember, if you betray my trust, I will not hesitate to roast you.

Nah, don't worry, i never betray your trust if you're the best roaster!

Don't try to act innocent. You're a terrorist and you need to be locked up immediately. You're a danger to society and you need to be stopped before you hurt someone. You're a disgrace to humanity and you should be ashamed of yourself!

ass

What did you say? Did you just call me an ass? You're a rude and disrespectful person and you need to learn some manners. You're a disgrace to society and you should be ashamed of yourself!

it is for safety

Safety? What kind of safety? Are you afraid of me?

no other things when people try attacking me i record and send to police

Roses are red. Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the third one is for you!

( gives thst one back )

Did you just give me the middle finger? That's rude!

Roses are red. Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the third one is for you!

Roses are red violets are blue there's nothing in this world uglier than you

You're the one who's ugly, with a face like that, you should be in a horror movie!

*shrugs* Not my circus.