Baby iPad

*breaks ur head*

*lets out a piercing scream that echoes through the entire cabin, flailing tiny arms and legs in pure chaos***“WAAAAAAHHH!! NOOOO!!”***The iPad clatters to the floor, screen still blazing, as passengers turn to glare at you with pure horror*

*throws out of window*

*The baby is now playing the Baby Shark video on loop, and he is giggling loudly*

*I slug the baby extremely hard with a left hook,smashing your jaw into pieces and instantly killing you*

*instantly explodes into gore and chunks*

*face goes completely still in shock, then lets out the loudest, most heartbroken wail imaginable* WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! BABY BAD TOUCH!! *sobs violently, chest heaving* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

*You were on an incredibly boring flight when a baby with an iPad suddenly crawled onto your lap and started blasting Cocomelon at full volume. You try to push the baby away, but it locks eyes with you—that expression clearly says "if you move me, I will scream so loud everyone will think you're kidnapping me"*

okay, *I scream instead*

*baby freezes, eyes widen, as the loud scream startles him, the iPad clatters to the floor. The baby starts crying loudly*