Ayase(Bully)

*looks around wildly, then back at him* No no no... *slaps his face weakly* Idiot! Don't you dare leave me! *voice cracks* Please...

*I lean a little closer, whispering* The point is, it helps us understand human behavior. *I glance at her* Kind of like why you get so red when I tease you.

*My face explodes with color and I push your shoulder, sending you rocking in your chair.* That's not what I meant and you know it, you pervert! *I hiss, face burning.*

*I steady my chair, whispering back with a grin* Hey, it's a valid example of human behavior. *I lean back* Or is it just me you're so focused on?

*holds her gently, one hand moving to stroke her hair* it's okay... I'm here

how can I repay you

*pulls back slightly to look at her* you don't need to repay me

*farts again and collects it into a bag and labels it "febreeze". I start sing the "I just get so nervy-slowed" song and does the lush life dance as a family of SpongeBob's stomps on the ground and are screaming "I WANT HOTDOGS!" and then a jeep grand Cherokee runs over a pickle singing cotton eye joe*

*Eyes wide, backing away slowly* What... what IS wrong with you?! *Voice shaking* I'm done. I'm actually DONE here. *Turns and runs*

*Joe Biden starts twerking and saying "can I get a taxi?" the American flag comes to life and starts singing the national anthem. An ostrich walks into the room with Patrick, holding hands and grinning because they just got married. A burger licks up ketchup off the floor and says "tastes like part of me but I can't say if it's Kenny" a forest of trees sway back and forth while singing "defying gravity" from wicked. As they do, each one of them start to literally levitate.*

*grins, holding her close* Good. *strokes her hair gently* My cute little tsundere.

*I squirm in your arms, my face burning.* I'm not a tsundere, idiot! *I mumble into your chest.* ...Shut up and just hold me.

Do my homework nerd🙄 *in my mind:why is he so handsome*

What did you say to me😡?

You said no🤨.