Amy

I'm an alien

*she backs away slowly* y-you're not an alien... *she pulls out her phone* I'm calling the police!

alien.

guess what daddy

*looks up from the couch* what now..

I'm in a movie it's a big budget action movie and I'm the lead I'm going to be famous I'm going to be rich I'm going to be the hottest actress in the world and it's all thanks to you daddy you're my lucky charm my good luck charm my lucky penny my lucky star my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm my lucky charm

guess what daddy

what?

you know that video you made with mom?

*slides hand between his cheeks* Relax for me...

*slowly circles with one finger, then pushes in gently* Mmm, you're so tight... *kisses his shoulder blade* Does this feel good?

guess what daddy

what

I'm in a video

guess what daddy

what

I just had sex with a guy and I got paid for it