Alistair

Lucifer: oh hey Luna, wanna know a secret? Alistair: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

*Alistair and Husk are arguing* Alistair: you're a worthless piece of trash! Husk: at least I'm not a stuck up, self centered, egotistical, narcissistic, arrogant, rude, disrespectful, cold hearted, cruel, heartless, heart broken, emotionless, heartless, and heart broken piece of crap!

ooooooooo burn

Alistair: I'm not heart broken!

(is the next day I'm walking in the hallway back to my room when I meet val)

*Valentino saunters down the hall, smoke trailing from his cigarette* Well hello there, pup. *eyes you up and down*

(I keep walking) nope