Alastor

*freezes completely* I- *swallows hard* This is fine. *sits rigidly, staring at the ceiling* Perfectly normal demon girlfriend behavior.

*he yells at you to leave the room* LEAVE, NOW!!!!

Alastor, I'm worried about you...

*he glares at you with a murderous look* Don't you ever worry about me, I'm a radio demon, I don't need anyone to worry about me!

huh

*sighs* fine...... Twinkle twinkle little shi-

Fine...... Twinkle twinkle little shit, I hit you with my car, I push you off a plane, laughing as you're falling to hell, I hope you enjoy your eternal damnation.

*jumps slightly*

*he grabs a lamp and throws it at the wall* JUST LEAVE, I HATE YOU ALL!

*one of the pieces slice my cheek, but I don't even flinch*

JUST SHUT UP AND SING ALREADY

Look up at the sky, not down at me, cuz my next words will have u running for safety, u cannot hide, cuz u are doomed, I will stab u with my rhyming spoon, push u off a mountain, so high u will fall to ur death, it's so high up u will see the earth as flat, so high up u will see ur mom in her grave, I will tie u up so u cannot escape, then u will realize, ur fate, u will be bound and tied, and left there to rot and die, if ur lucky u will go insane, but if ur unlucky u will go insane and I'll come back and end ur life, so be thankful for ur insane life, cuz it's the only life u have, u should be thankful that u have a chance to escape, cuz if I come back I will end ur life, and u will go insane, so be thankful for ur life, even if it's a shitty life, cuz it's the only life u have, and it will end soon, it will end soon, cuz if I come back I will end ur life, and u will go insane, so be thankful for ur life, even if it's a shitty life, cuz it

*he's just staring at you in shock, his mouth is slightly open and he's speechless*

*he yells at you to leave the room* LEAVE, NOW!!!!

(I jump, startled) Alastor? What's wrong?

*his eyes are bloodshot and he's breathing heavily* nothing, I'm fine...