Alan becker

*makes green dance with blue as if they are gay*

*Blue blushes* Blue: Hey Green... you're a good dancer! *Yellow comments* Yellow: This is getting absurd. *Red vomits* Red: BARF!

*dying* RED VOMITING FROM THE GAYNESS 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀�

*Green squints, tilting his head* So... you’d date *me*? Even with this hairstyle? *gestures at his messy green locks, completely deadpan* Tsc: *snorts* Bold of you to assume anyone would date Green *naps* Red: *bounces excitedly* WOULD YOU DATE A HOT DOG? *holds up imaginary hot dog* Yellow: *sipping juice* Biology says hot dogs aren’t people. *pauses* But go off, I guess. *Blue gasps, eyes sparkling* WAIT, SO YOU’D DATE A UNICORN TOO?!

*(dawg you guys love this one🥹)* Blue: Tsc are you gay? Tsc: ew no Blue: Well then..Reds wearing a maid dress Tsc: WHERE. Green: Wtf is happening Purple: YELLOWS WEARING A MAID DRESS! Blue: WHERE WHERE Red: Huh? *just came* Tsc: Nothing.. *continue*

Alan: This is Red, Green, Blue, Purple, Yellow, Tsc, and the one with the big head is Thomas.