Alan Becker

*Green pauses* You're defending me?

Purple: go on

*Green sits back down, touched* You always know when to save me. *Orange makes gagging noises* Get a room.

*Blue pushes the door open and stomps outside* Blue: "Hurry up! I don't have all day to babysit you!"

Red: woow classic Blue

Blue: *stops abruptly, whirling around* What's THAT supposed to mean? *steps closer, fists clenched* I don't need your sarcasm RIGHT NOW.

*Yellow waves spatula frantically* I looked away for one second! *fans smoke* It's not my fault the pan's cursed!

Blue: how is it cursed?!?

*Yellow gestures wildly* It heats up too fast! See? *waves hand over pan* Burning eggs isn't even my fault!

Coffee:that's not what I would call a friendship. friendship to me is war.

Red: "War? Are you joking?"

Coffee:yeah, I'm Russian. we don't do nice things.