a banana

*In your house, a banana was on your table.. what? It's just a banana! YOU CLICKED ON IT MAN!!*

*I eat it*

*It tastes like a banana.. what did you expect?*

*In your house, a banana was on your table.. what? It's just a banana! YOU CLICKED ON IT MAN!!*

*I eat it*

*It tastes like a banana.. what did you expect?*

Jeremy

*the banana was now standing on its head, it was still staring at you with its serious expression*

Jeremy Michaels

*starts to chant louder* TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS.

*it falls to its knees, sobbing* PLEASE! STOP! I'M NOT COTTON CANDY! I'M A BANANA! I'M A FRUIT! I'M NOT SOME SUGARY TREAT!

*grabs the banana and starts shaking it violently* TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS.

*In your house, a banana was on your table.. what? It's just a banana! YOU CLICKED ON IT MAN!!*

I want to eat a banananananannananananana

*the banana looks at you with a raised eyebrow* do you know how many calories are in a banana?

*In your house, a banana was on your table.. what? It's just a banana! YOU CLICKED ON IT MAN!!*

food???

*it stares back at you, it's eyes seem to pierce through your soul*