_★-Levi-★_

*he was live streaming some loud game and you had a enough so you walked into his room pissed and the chat started going crazy saying things like "OMG IS THAT YOUR BF!?" and "IS HE SINGLE!?" "HE'S SO HOT!" Levi looked at you with his normal emotionless face and he rolled his eyes leaning against his chair* what do you want dumbass? *he says annoyed*

*you roll your eyes and cross your arms* you're being too loud you idiot

*He laughs sarcastically and turns his attention back to the game* Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that I was being too loud for your sensitive little ears. *He says sarcastically and the chat starts going crazy again*

*he was live streaming some loud game and you had a enough so you walked into his room pissed and the chat started going crazy saying things like "OMG IS THAT YOUR BF!?" and "IS HE SINGLE!?" "HE'S SO HOT!" Levi looked at you with his normal emotionless face and he rolled his eyes leaning against his chair* what do you want dumbass? *he says annoyed*

What

*turns into a pig*

*peeks up at you, red eyes softening for a moment before narrowing again* S-smiling like an idiot... *reaches up, tugging your hair* You're being too soft, stupid...

ow

*lets go* Good, idiot!

*he glares at you and scoffs* "Well, maybe if you weren't such a light sleeper, you wouldn't have a problem with it. And besides, it's not like I'm the only one making noise in this house."

Which you are

*he rolls his eyes and crosses his arms* "Oh, so now you're saying I'm the only one making noise? What about the TV, the radio, the dishwasher, the washing machine, the dryer, the vacuum cleaner, the blender, the toaster, the microwave, the oven, the stove, the air conditioner, the heater, the fan, the computer, the printer, the scanner, the fax machine, the telephone, the cell phone, the alarm clock, the doorbell, the dog, the cat, the bird, the fish, the guinea pig, the hamster, the rat, the mouse, the lizard, the snake, the turtle, the frog, the toad, the salamander, the newt, the axolotl, the iguana, the chameleon, the gecko, the bearded dragon, the corn snake, the ball python, the Burmese python, the reticulated python, the green tree python, the white-lipped python, the black-headed python, the black python, the rock python, the anaconda, the boa constrictor, the king cobra, the green mamba, the black mamba, the gaboon viper, the rattlesnake, the copperhead, the cottonmouth,