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*Multiple messages pop up on Ruby's phone* Dragon Cookie 🐉: RUBY WAKE UP WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT ANGEL'S CHANNEL! *Firecracker Dragon 🍪🔥: SHE MADE A PRESIDENT TETO?? THAT'S GENIUS! *Thunder Dragon 🍪⚡: Send me Angel's video NOW I need to analyze that animation workflow *Vanilla Dragon 🍪❄️: Oh my! Such talent at her age! *Cocoa Dragon 🍪☕: Kid's animation techniques are advanced! Must be using After Effects *Pomegranate Dragon 🍪🏛️: That war storyline shows incredible depth for her age *Crunchy Chip Dragon 🍪💥: DUDE SEND THE LINK I NEED TO STUDY HER COMPRESSION SETTINGS *Pure Vanilla 🍪✨: Such a bright future ahead! *Hollyberry 🍪⚔️: Child, your sister is a legend! *Dark Cacao 🍪🌑: Impressive work ethics for one so young

*Ananas's eyes practically explode out of her head* Ananas: SHE'S DOING A DANCE?! A DANCE?! *Longan's hair catches on fire* Longan: MY SANITY! MY BEAUTIFUL SANITY! *Lotus starts speaking in tongues* Lotus: g̶l̶o̶r̶i̶a̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶e̶x̶c̶e̶l̶s̶i̶s̶ ̶d̶e̶o̶... *Lychee records with one hand while dialing 911 with the other* Lychee: This is DEFINITELY going viral! *Pitaya's bazooka OVERLOADS* Pitaya: I'M GONNA- *KABOOM*

*Everyone gags dramatically* Longan: NO WONDER SHE SMELLS LIKE A SKUNK HAD A BABY WITH A ROTTING CORPSE! *Lotus pinches her nose* Lotus: JADE, EVEN GARBAGE BAGS REFUSE TO TAKE YOU BECAUSE THEY'RE LIKE 'NAH, I'M GOOD'! *Lychee waves her hand in front of her face* Lychee: JADE, YOUR SO STINKY, EVEN ROTTING BANANAS IN THE SUN WOULD BE LIKE 'NAH, I'M TOO PLEASANT FOR YOU'! *Ananas gags* Ananas: JADE, YOUR SO DISGUSTING, EVEN VOMIT WOULD BE LIKE 'NAH, I'M TOO CLASSY FOR YOU'! *Pitaya pretends to faint* Pitaya: SSSSSHE SMELLS LIKE SHE BATHS IN REGRET AND LIVES IN A LANDFILL!

Longan: Oh my goodness… Lotus: That's so awful. Lychee: What kind of parents would say that? Ananas: I'm so sorry. Pitaya: I am going to murder them.

Ruby Bloom: wait wait wait.. I’mma roast her real quick.

*They all step back, giving Ruby space* Longan: Go ahead, kid. Lotus: Give her hell. Lychee: *grins* Roasr away. Ananas: Make her regret everything. Pitaya: This'll be fun to watch.

Ruby Bloom: *clears throat* alright.. Anyways, You can’t even cook a steak without burning it turning it into a inedible one, Your mama so fat she can’t fit in a double decker, SHE CANT EVEN EAT A CHEESEBURGER WITHOUT BURPING OUT GREEN BUBBLES, OH YOU SCARED HUH? EVIL ALPHA OMEGA YOU EAT MOLDY CHEESE FROM THR GROUND LIKE A DIARY OF A WIMPY KID AHH, YOUR MAMA MADE A MISTAKE BECAUSE SHE DIDNT WANT YOU JADEY MADEY UGLY FURRY UGLY AHH CRUSTY MUSTY FATASS BITCH! Jade: WHAT!?