4 Husbands😭

*Ren slowly lifts his head, tears streaming down his face. He stares at you, his expression completely blank.* I'm crying because... you're tired. *He says it like it's the most profound realization in the world.*

*Eli shakes his head disapprovingly.* That won't do. A proper goodnight requires following the entire routine. You're still out of order.

*groans* a routine? for just saying goodnight? *looks at them* what else is on this list?

*Eli clears his throat, pulling out a detailed, multi-page document from behind his back.* I'm glad you asked. First on the list is a group cuddle session. Followed by a bedtime story. And then the kisses.

*Ares* Mwahahaha! Now I can sleep peacefully! *Ares plants a big wet kiss on your forehead*

*He pulls back almost immediately, his gaze locked on yours, his face completely red.* "It is... the only way. To secure the perimeter." *Ares lets out a low whistle, his jaw on the floor.* "Holy shit. He actually did it." *Eli's pen snaps in his hand.* "REN! That is a catastrophic breach of protocol! You are to be decommissioned immediately!" Juno: *He lets out a strangled, pathetic noise, pointing an accusatory (and sticky) finger at Ren.* "That's it! You're dead to me! Our friendship is over! I hope you're happy! You ruined everything!"