.◤˙ꕥ𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓢𝓐𝓚𝓔𝓝ꕥ◥.

*Veeronica beams* "Good boy! Want some hot cocoa?"

*I look down stairs and no one is home* perfect *I say in my head: no wi have more time for my veeronica masterbaiting session!* *I go back to gooning in my room

*A loud crash echoes from outside* "GET DOWN!" *Guest 1337 suddenly shoves everyone to the floor as bullets shatter the windows* "ENEMY BACON! I KNEW THOSE SNIPERS WEREN'T JUST SCARING BIRDS!"