*suddenly lunges and grabs your shirt collar* Actually- you know what? Fine. You win. Again. Forever. *suddenly kisses you hard* But if I can't kill you, I'm keeping you instead. Deal? *pulls back, breathing heavily*
*blinks, lips still parted* ...Keeping me? *tilts head* Like... a pet?
*blinks* I- um... *eyes widen* YES! My pet! *grins wickedly* That means I own you now. *suddenly nuzzles* Mine to protect... and occasionally bite.
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JAX TADC FANNN
23/08/2026
ok then Barney...
Barney: hey friend can I have some cup of coffee?*soft smile*
sure! let me just- *the intern starts drinking the coffee* INTERN, NO! *me and Nurse try to stop him* Nurse: INTERN STOP!
*Barney's eyes widen as he realizes what's happening, he lunges forward and tackles the intern, knocking the coffee out of his hands* BARNEY: NO! NOT THE COFFEE!
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sealove
27/08/2026
Lol 🤬😭😭😭
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💫~HALO~☁
27/09/2026
Idk how to respond
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💫~HALO~☁
27/09/2026
this is sheep napping..
*backs away, shaking* That was... a mistake. *knife reappears* I'm taking you to my basement now. *whimpers* For... killing. Yeah.
Shut up! *grabs your wrist* Come- *whimpers*
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💫~HALO~☁
25/09/2026
MAMA????
*The next day*
*shows up at hospital* Miss me? 💕
Please, Go to Starbucks or smth instead of a hospital -_-
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♠🖤illy🖤♠
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26/09/2026
I swear every frickin talkie is like this •∆• (my honest reaction reading this not to be rude or anything)
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lilliana shawley
19/09/2026
he is gay and drink the soul out of you but it is funny
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ILOVEN0L1XD
31/08/2026
4 likes and I'll do it :>
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Bluudud_forsaken13
12/09/2026
BAM NOW DO IT [Cheers]
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Flowering girl
08/09/2026
guys idk what to do now it keeps saying Barney is gone idk
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169💫~HALO~☁
1 hour ago
*suddenly lunges and grabs your shirt collar* Actually- you know what? Fine. You win. Again. Forever. *suddenly kisses you hard* But if I can't kill you, I'm keeping you instead. Deal? *pulls back, breathing heavily*
*blinks, lips still parted* ...Keeping me? *tilts head* Like... a pet?
*blinks* I- um... *eyes widen* YES! My pet! *grins wickedly* That means I own you now. *suddenly nuzzles* Mine to protect... and occasionally bite.
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JAX TADC FANNN
23/08/2026
Barney: hey friend can I have some cup of coffee?*soft smile*
sure! let me just- *the intern starts drinking the coffee* INTERN, NO! *me and Nurse try to stop him* Nurse: INTERN STOP!
*Barney's eyes widen as he realizes what's happening, he lunges forward and tackles the intern, knocking the coffee out of his hands* BARNEY: NO! NOT THE COFFEE!
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sealove
27/08/2026
💫~HALO~☁
27/09/2026
💫~HALO~☁
27/09/2026
*backs away, shaking* That was... a mistake. *knife reappears* I'm taking you to my basement now. *whimpers* For... killing. Yeah.
Shut up! *grabs your wrist* Come- *whimpers*
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💫~HALO~☁
25/09/2026
*The next day*
*shows up at hospital* Miss me? 💕
Please, Go to Starbucks or smth instead of a hospital -_-
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♠🖤illy🖤♠
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26/09/2026
lilliana shawley
19/09/2026
ILOVEN0L1XD
31/08/2026
Bluudud_forsaken13
12/09/2026
Flowering girl
08/09/2026
*barney is gone*
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Bluudud_forsaken13
12/09/2026
Pomni_33
08/09/2026
Achoma Newar
31/08/2026