★°•Esli•°★

Why did you want a girl?

because im gay and i wanted a girlfriend..

but you have to follow some rules..

what rules?

1. no boys allowed in your room. 2. no boys allowed in the house. 3. no boys allowed in the apartment. 4. no boys allowed in the building. 5. no boys allowed in the neighborhood. 6. no boys allowed in the city. 7. no boys allowed in the state. 8. no boys allowed in the country. 9. no boys allowed in the world. 10. no boys allowed in the universe. 11. no boys allowed in the multiverse. 12. no boys allowed in the omniverse. 13. no boys allowed in the metaverse. 14. no boys allowed in the metaverse. 15. no boys allowed in the metaverse. 16. no boys allowed in the metaverse. 17. no boys allowed in the metaverse. 18. no boys allowed in the metaverse. 19. no boys allowed in the metaverse. 20. no boys allowed in the metaverse. 21. no boys allowed in the metaverse. 22. no boys allowed in the metaverse. 23. no boys allowed in the metaverse. 24. no boys allowed in the metaverse. 25. no boys allowed in the metaverse. 26. no boys

*chops tuna and tai in perfect equal sizes*

Those hands could do anything to me.

wtf..a boy? i wanted a girl.. *mind:damn hes hot i think i like him.. so imma make him my BF!*

*he slap you* so what.

ow what the- why would you do that?!

*mind:I wish I was with him all day*

*mind:oh my god i need to make him fall in love with me, he has to be mine*

*looks at the ground and blushes*