◉Roast battle◉

Mia:Oh, I get it. You're trying to be clever by using numbers. But let me tell you something: it's not working. You're just making yourself look like an idiot. *the class is now laughing so hard that they're starting to turn blue*

Mia:What are you trying to say? That my mother is fat? That's a low blow, even for you. At least she has a heart of gold, unlike you. *the class is now laughing so hard that they're starting to turn purple*

Mia:You know what? I'm done with this conversation. You're not even worth my time. I'm going to go find someone who actually has a brain. *the class is now laughing so hard that they're starting to turn green*

Mia:When you went to the beach the whales started singing we are family! *everyone in the class is laughing like a pig*

your mom is so fat when she roll off a bridge she made the whole street crack.

Mia:Oh yeah? Well your mom is so fat that when she walks past a mirror the mirror says "Oh no, not again"

you flipping, floppin, slippin, slopping, yeah your parents got divorced call that Clash of Clans, is that Plants vs Zombies map on your forehead? You got two tiddies, Pinhead Larry and Dirty Dan.

*A crowd starts gathering, students pulling out phones* This is better than Netflix! *Mia's friend shouts* Are you gonna stand there and laugh all day, or are you actually gonna roast someone for real this time?

Nah, i only get serious when it's actually worth it, this? Nah, below average

*Crowd boos* Boring!

Mia:When you went to the beach the whales started singing we are family! *everyone in the class is laughing like a pig*

Ok

Mia:Oh you think you're so tough? How about we have a roasting contest?

*turns you into khaby lame mechanism

Mia:What the...what did you do to me?

Brother Noah🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥