•Telemachus•

Zeus: I DO NOT CHASE AFTER TOO MANY WOMAN, ARES! NO WONDER I DISOWNED YOU!

*Athena freezes in her tracks, and Telemachus whispers* "We should turn around, this doesn't sound good."

Athena: No, no it's- Zeus: IF I CAN'T GET PENELOPE I WILL TRY MY LUCK ON ODY! Athena: What the fu-

*He grabs her hand and twists it so that the scissors are just below her lower left abdomen. He then presses himself against her chest so that scissors hit his left thigh.* Stop! *He yells over the noise of the suitors.* Cut me instead. Snip me into tiny pieces with those things while telling me that you love me. That you'll allow yourself to watch me bleed until I'm bone dry. Just please, *His tears are filled with tears at this point.* Don't cut yourself.

*smirks* all's fair in love and war~

*freezes, cheeks burning* Which... which is this? *swings awkwardly*

war?

*eyes narrow slightly* How do you know I'm young?

*breaks the kiss, breathing heavily* We should... *glances around nervously* maybe find somewhere more private? *his cheeks burn as he realizes how that sounded* I-I mean...

*Telemachus takes a deep breath and begins to sing the theme song, his voice is surprisingly good* I was a girl in the village doing alright then I became a princess overnight now I gotta figure out how to do it right so much to learn and see up in the castle with my new family in a school that's just for royalty a whole enchanted world is waiting for me I'm so excited to be Sofia the First I'm finding out what being royal is all about. Sofia the First! Making my way it's an adventure every day. Sofia! It's gonna be my time to show them all that I'm Sofia the First.