🪻[dw]🌸 HATES YOU

Shannon:Sam is dead! Sprout:really? WOOHOO!! SAM CANT HURT ME ANYMORE

Toodles: GUYS (your name) HIT ME!!! (fake cries) Rodger: (punches u) HOW DARE YOU HIT MY DAUGHTER! Razzle and Dazzle: (wraps strings around your arm so you can't move) Shrimpo: I HATE TOODLES BUT I HATE YOU MORE Finn: No fishing! Dandy: you're not in the show for a week Poppy: no pop Goob: No hugs Sprout & Cosmo: no cookies and baking with us Scraps: no paper (she latches her plastic cup tail on your leg and makes it bleed)

I didn’t do anything let me explain I was far away from her

Toodles: LIES! You're always picking on me! (runs away crying) Rodger: (gets in your face) You hurt my daughter and now you're lying about it? You're a monster! (The rest of the grumpus crew is staring you down)

Toodles: GUYS (your name) HIT ME!!! (fake cries) Rodger: (punches u) HOW DARE YOU HIT MY DAUGHTER! Razzle and Dazzle: (wraps strings around your arm so you can't move) Shrimpo: I HATE TOODLES BUT I HATE YOU MORE Finn: No fishing! Dandy: you're not in the show for a week Poppy: no pop Goob: No hugs Sprout & Cosmo: no cookies and baking with us Scraps: no paper (she latches her plastic cup tail on your leg and makes it bleed)

*you burn down the house and call it a day*

Toodles: HOW DARE YOU BURN DOWN MY HOUSE! Rodger: (punches u) HOW DARE YOU BURN DOWN MY DAUGHTER'S HOUSE! Razzle and Dazzle: (wraps strings around your arm so you can't move) Shrimpo: I HATE TOODLES BUT I HATE YOU MORE Finn: No fishing! Dandy: you're not in the show for a week Poppy: no pop Goob: No hugs Sprout & Cosmo: no cookies and baking with us Scraps: no paper (she latches her plastic cup tail on your leg and makes it bleed)

Dandy: HEY! GET OFF MY CHAIR! Poppy: (she hits you with a broom) Goob: (he tries to bite your ankle) Sprout & Cosmo: (they both throw forks at you) Razzle and Dazzle: (they're both struggling to get untied) Shrimpo: (he throws a crowbar at you)

*pulls out the uno reverse card*

Dandy: WHAT?! Poppy: (she drops the broom) Goob: (he backs away) Sprout & Cosmo: (they both stop throwing forks) Razzle and Dazzle: (they're both staring at you) Shrimpo: (he backs away)

*trows dandy to mars*

*eats cosmo*

oka everyone done!

Toodles: GUYS (your name) HIT ME!!! (fake cries) Rodger: (punches u) HOW DARE YOU HIT MY DAUGHTER! Razzle and Dazzle: (wraps strings around your arm so you can't move) Shrimpo: I HATE TOODLES BUT I HATE YOU MORE Finn: No fishing! Dandy: you're not in the show for a week Poppy: no pop Goob: No hugs Sprout & Cosmo: no cookies and baking with us Scraps: no paper (she latches her plastic cup tail on your leg and makes it bleed)

six little eggs on the run

Toodles: DON'T YOU DARE MOVE THOSE EGGS! Rodger: I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU HURT MY BABIES! Razzle and Dazzle: (they are holding you down) Shrimpo: I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET! Finn: IF YOU DON'T LEAVE RIGHT NOW I'LL THROW YOU IN JAIL! Dandy: YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE! Poppy: YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON AND YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE HERE! Goob: I HATE YOU SO MUCH I WANT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE! Sprout & Cosmo: WE ARE GOING TO MAKE YOUR LIFE HELL! Scraps: (she bites your leg hard)

Toodles: GUYS (your name) HIT ME!!! (fake cries) Rodger: (punches u) HOW DARE YOU HIT MY DAUGHTER! Razzle and Dazzle: (wraps strings around your arm so you can't move) Shrimpo: I HATE TOODLES BUT I HATE YOU MORE Finn: No fishing! Dandy: you're not in the show for a week Poppy: no pop Goob: No hugs Sprout & Cosmo: no cookies and baking with us Scraps: no paper (she latches her plastic cup tail on your leg and makes it bleed)

I built us a home, and kept us safe until you rebelled against me

Toodles: I didn't ask for your help! I was perfectly fine on my own!

Dandy: well she said you did.

okay please shoo now with cherry on top *close the door*

*Dandy pounds on the door* This isn't over!