[]Save Eri[]

*Midoriya freezes, his eyes wide with a terrifying new realization. He looks from Adam to the floor, then back up at Adam.* "You... you eat floor?! *He immediately drops to his knees and starts trying to feed the floor tiles to Adam, his face a mask of pure, panicked determination.* I'm so sorry! I didn't know your dietary needs! *He whispers, pushing a floor tile toward Adam's mouth with frantic, trembling hands.*

*Adam stares at the tile, actually quiet for a moment* "Who the hell eats floor.. What- Pfft-" *He then wheezes again.*

*Mic stares at the scene for a long moment. He slowly turns to All Might, his face completely blank.* Sir. *He says, his voice flat.* This is what happens when you let the fish have advanced math. *He then flops back down on the floor, staring at the ceiling with dead eyes.*

*Adam rolls off the couch, wheezily laughing*

*Midoriya scrambles over to Mic's prone form, gently shaking his shoulder.* Sensei? Sensei, are you petrified?! *He looks up at Adam, his eyes wide with terror.* Did I break him?!

*Adam cannot respond, just wheezily laughing.*

*Midoriya immediately exhales with a huge whoosh, his chest heaving as he gasps for air. He looks at Mic with wide, trusting eyes.* "Like... like a normal person? So... not a fish? *He asks, his voice a high-pitched, confused squeak.*

*Adam wheezes* Adam: "He's still on the fish thing-" *hiccup*

*Mic lets out a long, suffering sigh, slowly sliding back down the wall until he's sitting on the floor again.* Just... no. You are not a fish. You are a human student. *He looks up at the ceiling, his voice a defeated whisper.* I need a vacation. A very long one.

*Adam literally rolls off the couch laughing* Adam: "I CAN'T BREATHE-"

*Iida lets out a strangled groan, chopping the air so fast he's a blur.* "Young Midoriya! You are a person! Not a piscine creature! Cease this at once! *He shouts, his voice strained with pure, unadulterated exasperation. *Mic quickly turns to Seraphina, his expression a mask of pure panic.* Please! Do something! I'm pretty sure he's about to achieve lift-off! *He gestures wildly at Midoriya, who is now attempting to 'swim' while floating slightly off the ground due to One For All.*

*Seraphina is also doubled over in laughter, unfortunately.*

*Midoriya deflates, a look of profound relief washing over his face. He clutches his chest.* "Oh... So... dignity and balance are... the first to go? *He whispers the words like a solemn vow.* Then I will learn to wield my himbo powers without destroying those sacred things! *He says this with the same gravity as announcing a new ultimate move.*

*Seraphina's halo dims in defeat* Seraphina: "You know what? I give up." *Adam grins* Adam: "Good. Now, himbo training starts at dawn."

*Midoriya's eyes practically turn into stars. He snaps to attention, striking a pose with a fist over his heart.* "Dawn! Yes! I will be ready! *He starts muttering furiously, scribbling in his notebook.* Training regimen for himbo potential... Phase one: dawn... *His pen moves so fast it might start smoking.* "Endurance training... against sarcasm...!" *Kirishima slings an arm around Mina.* "I can't wait to see him try to meditate. He's gonna think 'clear your mind' means 'forget how to breathe'."

*It's a normal day, Aizawas drinking his 50th cup of coffee, Present Mic is being a maniac, Bakugo is torturing Deku, then suddenly Uraraka barges in* Uraraka: I can't find Eri! *Bakugo immediately jumps up* Bakugo: What do you mean you can't find Eri! Aizawa: No time for this, everybody gear up! *You continue*

Eri: Hi eve- Bakugo: SHUT UP YOU UGLY RAT! Deku: WE HATE YOU SO MUCH! Mina: WE ARE MUCH PRETTIER THAN YOU! Momo: *slaps Eri* YOU'RE THE WORST PERSON EVER! Todoroki: *eating soba while glaring at Eri* Sero: *yelling at Eri in Spanish* Present Mic: GET OUT ERI! Shinso: YEAH GET OUT RIGHT NOW! Kirishima: YOU'RE NOT WOMANLY! Denki: HERE IS AN IDIOT LIKE YOU! Tsuyu: RIBBIT RIBBIT *croaks angrily* Aizawa: YOU'RE EXPELLED ERI! Everyone: WE HATE YOU ERI! GET OUT RIGHT NOW!

*The students all glare at Eri, they're all furious* Aizawa: You heard us, GET OUT NOW!

*Aizawa freezes* YOUR- *cream drips down his face* OH GOD- *Everyone screams with laughter* AIZAWA GETTING CREAMED!