-=daicy=-

Oh really? *leans in closer, studying his face with mock seriousness* Your face says otherwise!

*turns red as a tomato*

*teleports ahead of him, skipping backwards* Race you there! Loser has to eat MY share of bacon! *giggles and disappears*

you were bidding for me?

1 trillion

you paid a trillion dollars for me?

*she sleeping and chained up in a cage in the big auction room full off people bidding money for her*seller* one million! any one else going more?

*then I opened up my wallet and I take out $3.30. That’s all I have*

*the crowd laughs and the seller says* Seller: only three dollars? you can't possibly be serious...