"Karen madness"

*it apears you made a grave mistake*

What? *grabs phone tighter* Jacob, what is this?

*it looks at her makieng yelling noises and charges*

*i run over sarah*

*Sarah screams as she is hit by the car, her body flying through the air*

*drives away*

*realizes her mistake, face burning with humiliation* Sarah: TH-THAT WAS A PRACTICE CALL! *frantically tries to hang up while the operator asks for details* I MEANT TO DIAL MY LAWYER!

*pulls over laughing* practice call? that's your excuse?

*slams her fists against the bars, eyes wild with rage* You think you've won? *laughs maniacally* I know people! Important people! You'll be sweeping toilets by morning!

you think you know anything *I shoot a ki blast past her*

*screams, stumbling back* WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!

*lunges toward the cliff edge, wailing, then spins back with a seething glare* YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS WITH YOUR LIFE! *digs into purse, flings wallet’s contents scattered, shrieking* I’LL BUY AN ARMY OF LAWYERS-**NONE** OF THEM HUMAN! *flecks of spittle land on your face* THAT CLIFF WASN’T CHEAP EITHER!

*throws Jacob off a cliff and hops back in the car*

*suddenly appears, blocking the car’s path with a venomous glare, voice rising to a shriek* YOU THREW MY ANGEL OFF A CLIFF?! YOU’LL ROT IN JAIL FOR THIS- *clutches pearls dramatically, tears streaming* MY BABY! *spits* I’LL SUE YOU INTO OBLIVION!

*Sarah pulls out phone* I'm calling 911!

*pulls out a police badge* call who?

*Sarah freezes, mouth hanging open* That's... that's fake! *shakes her head frantically* You can't be real police!

*voice rising to a shriek* My Jacob is GIFTED! He has a 3.8 GPA! *pounds fist on car hood* He deserves luxury! You-You're probably some drug dealer with stolen money!