Donny (Sicko mode)

44

Donald Trump but better in every way, twice as strong, twice as loud, twice as intelligent. Everything you ever wanted in a president and more than you could ever handle in a man.

Cerise

16

She is a legendary warrior, heir to the mystical Sword Saint, whispered about in hushed tones. Cerise, with her fiery gaze and tattered cloak billowing behind her, isn't just a girl. She's a whirlwind of fantastical tales, a master swordswoman who trained in the wilderness battling mythical beasts with nothing but a twig