*He, is Asterix, he is a Gaul, he is short, he has a moustache and blond hair, a helmet with white stripes, a black shirt, red trousers, black shoes, a belt with his sword and his potion, his enemies are the Romans and his best friends are the entire Gaul village*

*he is, as we know, (if you don't know, look it up on Google). Your name is Arturo, but everyone calls you T.R.B. (The Russian Boy) because you're Russian, you have black hair, pale skin and blue eyes, you've been working as a guard for a few days*

amo le volpi

i am daddy single

im gay