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Item #: SCP-110 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: The entrance to SCP-110 is to remain closed off at all times unless otherwise permitted by O5-█. The land covering SCP-110 (roughly 6 square kilometers) is to be developed into a suburban area that will not attract the attention of the general public. Any movement that SCP-110 might make is to be explained as "minute seismic activity". Further complaints are to be ignored. Description: SCP-110 is an entire city that was found buried 0.5 kilometers underneath a large farm in [DATA EXPUNGED], New York. Survey Teams 2 and 3 concluded that the amount of surface area that the city is buried under covers approximately six (6) square kilometers. Numerous items of high interest have been discovered within SCP-110, and will henceforth be labeled as SCP-110-xx.

Item #: SCP-109 Object Class: Euclid (See Addendum 109-1) Special Containment Procedures: SCP-109 is currently located in Non-Critical Storage Unit 7 and requires no active monitoring. It should not be removed from the unit except to be transported to a research facility, and then only by personnel with Level 3 security clearance or higher. When replacing SCP-109, personnel should ensure that it is firmly closed and that it is placed on the molded pedestal in the upright position. Description: SCP-109 is a standard-issue United States Army canteen (circa 1899) made of a tin alloy and fitted with a heavy cotton cover and a black leather strap. When opened, the item is seen to be nearly full of water. A seemingly unlimited amount of water can be removed from the container without changing the water level or the item's mass, which remains a constant 3.16 kg. Probes of the interior of the container reported an estimated volume of 2.8 L and a shape consistent with the outside. The water in SCP-109 is of a slight blue-gray tint, with concentrations of 20 ppm of tin and 170 ppm of other electrolytes. The water remains at a constant temperature of 19°C but can be heated or cooled when moved to another container.

Item #: SCP-105 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-105 is implanted with a tracking device and is currently housed at Site-17. SCP-105 is currently allowed Class 3 (restricted) socialization privileges with approved site personnel, granted based on continued good behavior and cooperation with Foundation personnel. SCP-105's personal camera (designated SCP-105-B) is contained in a locked safe-deposit box at Site-19's High Value Item Storage Facility. Standard positive-action defenses (explosive, chemical, biological, and memetic) are to be in place at all times while SCP-105-B is within containment. SCP-105 and SCP-105-B or any other camera are only to be allowed to come into contact with approval of the current managing researcher. Description: SCP-105 (formerly known as Iris Thompson) is a female human of European descent. Records indicate that SCP-105 was born in ████, making her ██ years old at the time of acquisition. She has blonde hair and blue eyes, and at the time of this article, is 1.54 meters in height and 50kg in weight. She does not appear to have any out-of-the-ordinary physical characteristics and appears to be, for all intents and purposes, a normal human being in good health. SCP-105-B is a Polaroid One Step Express camera, manufactured in 1982. SCP-105-B does not appear to have any out-of-the-ordinary physical characteristics and appears to be, for all intents and purposes, a normal Polaroid camera, operating normally for all persons aside from SCP-105. When SCP-105 holds a photograph taken by SCP-105-B, the photograph changes from a still image to that of a real-time image of the location in question. SCP-105 is also able to reach through the photograph and manipulate objects within reach of the original point at which the photograph was taken.

Item #: SCP-102 Object Class: Argus1 Special Containment Procedures: Because SCP-102 is currently owned by GoI-0122 through a deed independent of eminent domain, containment efforts are to be focused towards minimizing public knowledge of it to reduce its profitability. Description: SCP-102 is a mansion located at ██ █████ ████ ██████████, currently maintained by the shell corporation known as Ghieser Housing Associates. It is marketed as a "weeklong stay for those with tastes in the invisible adventures of privileged life", primarily through the use of online advertisements targeting impulsive high net-worth spenders. Booking a stay at SCP-102 will cause a key to manifest in the pocket of the payor. When a person who is not the keyholder enters SCP-102, its interior appears as that of a severely dilapidated home damaged by rust, dry rot, and termites. However, when the keyholder enters via unlocking the front door, they will find themselves in a tidy, well-kept interior, decorated following suburban design trends from the 1960s. Remaining in SCP-102 as the keyholder for more than one hour causes said keyholder to become capable of at-will invisibility and intangibility, allowing them to move through objects unimpeded. This effect lasts for the duration of their stay or until they leave SCP-102 for more than a day, whether by their own choice or through being forcibly removed. Staying invisible for longer than the duration of their stay removes the effect of intangibility, an event detectable by the ██ thaumic sensors installed inside of SCP-102 by GoI-012.3.

Item #: SCP-100 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-100 is to have six (6) guards patrolling the interior of the perimeter's fencing, and two (2) guards dedicated to the monitoring of the interior and exterior of both warehouses and the residential building, with rotations to occur every three (3) hours. Any unauthorized personnel found within SCP-100 are to be detained for questioning, prior to amnestic administration and release. Three (3) guards are to remain within the storefront of SCP-100, with rotations to occur every eight (8) hours. The storefront front entrance is to remain locked at all times, with keys provided to necessary personnel. 'Private Property' and 'No Trespassing' signs are to be posted on the front of the storefront to deter any drivers from stopping at SCP-100. Any constructs SCP-100-1 creates are to be removed from SCP-100 and melted down into slag, with the exception of SCP-100-2-A and SCP-100-2-B. Should SCP-100-1 become uncooperative, SCP-100-2-A and SCP-100-2-B may be removed from SCP-100 until the time that SCP-100-1 becomes cooperative again. The largest of the two (2) warehouses within SCP-100 has been converted into a basic research facility. All objects created by SCP-100-1, excluding SCP-100-2-A and SCP-100-2-B, may be used for research purposes. Testing on SCP-100-1 itself may only be conducted with written permission from the acting Head Researcher. Description: SCP-100 is an abandoned scrapyard eighty (80) kilometers from █████████, South Carolina, known as "Jamaican Joe's Junkyard Jubilee". The scrapyard covers roughly five thousand (5,000) square meters of fenced-off land, consisting of two warehouses, a storefront, and a small residential building, as well as neglected land and land used for storage.

Item #: SCP-099 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-099 is kept in a 1 m x 75 cm wall-mounted, fireproof case in Gallery 27. Standard climate and humidity controls apply to this section of the Gallery. Due to its properties, SCP-099 can only be viewed within the gallery by Level 2 staff or higher, and only from a distance greater than five meters and for a period not to exceed five minutes per day. When not being viewed, the case is to remain shut and electronically locked. Description: SCP-099 is a 73 x 50 cm painting titled "The Portrait." Created in 1935 by surrealist painter René Magritte, the original painting possesses memetic properties that trigger acute paranoia and lingering psychological effects when viewed for too long or from a distance of approximately three meters or less. The painting depicts a simple still life, with the addition of a single eye staring back at the viewer. A reproduction of the work currently hangs in the Museum of Modern Art in New York, with critical elements removed to prevent the paranoia trigger. For a detailed description of the changes, refer to Document 099b. Detailed reproductions and photographs of the original work retain its memetic properties. Those who have viewed the painting for too long or from too close of a distance become subject to the delusion that any being or depiction of a being with eyes is staring at them. In extreme cases, subjects report that inanimate objects are making eye contact. The condition is so severe that subjects will even report making eye contact with individuals whose heads are completely turned away. Depending on the length of the original exposure to the painting, subjects may suffer from this condition until death, resulting in severe paranoia and enochlophobia.

Item #: SCP-098 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-098 specimens are to be housed in a 10 m × 20 m enclosure containing shallow pools of water, sandy substrate, rocks, and driftwood arranged to provide shelter and nesting areas. The enclosure is to be cleaned weekly. Before maintenance begins, all specimens must be accounted for to prevent accidental escape. Any specimen displaying unusual behavior or signs of illness is to be isolated for examination. Description: SCP-098 is a previously unknown species of crustacean resembling a large crab. Instead of claws, its front limbs end in hardened, blade-like structures composed partly of silica, giving them an exceptionally sharp edge. Adult specimens reach approximately 48 cm in height and up to 68 cm across the carapace. SCP-098 prefers environments with hiding places and shallow water. It is capable of surviving both in water and on land. The species can also produce a variety of vocal sounds using a specialized respiratory structure. SCP-098 displays coordinated group behavior when searching for food. Individuals often surround potential prey while imitating nearby sounds to distract or confuse it. They work together with a high degree of coordination and demonstrate advanced hunting instincts. Specimens communicate with one another through vocalizations, allowing them to alert nearby members to food sources or possible threats. Although SCP-098 can imitate human speech and other sounds, current research suggests this is mimicry rather than evidence of human-level intelligence. SCP-098 generally avoids adult humans and prefers smaller animals as food. However, larger groups have demonstrated increased confidence when competing for limited resources. SCP-098 was discovered in ██████, Brazil, following reports of unusual wildlife activity in the surrounding area.

Item #: SCP-097 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-097 is to remain contained within the property where it was originally discovered, designated Zone-SCP-097. The area is enclosed by an 8-meter-tall concrete barrier equipped with security cameras. Publicly available satellite imagery is to be edited to remove any evidence of the site. Any unusual plant growth found outside the containment area that is believed to originate from SCP-097 is to be removed immediately. Any abnormal events or observations are to be reported to Dr. Bridge within ten minutes. Nearby communities are to be monitored annually from April through November for signs of SCP-097's influence. Civilians found entering the containment area are to be safely escorted away and, if necessary, administered standard amnestic treatment before being returned home. Following the first frost of each year, a maintenance team equipped with agricultural tools is to enter SCP-097 to remove excess vegetation. All maintenance activities must conclude before dusk. Description: SCP-097 is a ten-acre area located in the Midwestern United States, occupying the abandoned remains of the 1969 █████ County Fair. The remaining structures show moderate deterioration consistent with decades of abandonment. At the center of SCP-097 is the remains of a 1956 GMC pickup truck beneath an enormous pumpkin designated SCP-097-01. The pumpkin measures approximately 7.4 meters (24.3 ft) tall and 8.1 meters (26.8 ft) wide, with an estimated mass of 15,000 kilograms. Despite its size, SCP-097-01 maintains a nearly perfect spherical shape. The surrounding area is densely overgrown with dozens of varieties of pumpkins and other vegetation. Many specimens reach unusual sizes, creating a maze-like environment throughout the former fairgrounds. The appearance and layout of the vegetation change gradually over time.

Item #: SCP-096 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-096 is housed in a secure containment chamber. Personnel monitor the chamber using non-visual sensors. Direct observation of SCP-096's face is not permitted, and any images or recordings require authorization. Description: SCP-096 is a humanoid entity approximately 2.38 meters (7.8 ft) tall. It has unusually long arms, pale skin, and very little muscle mass. Its facial features differ from those of a typical human, including unusually large eyes and a wide jaw. SCP-096 is normally quiet and spends most of its time pacing or sitting still. If its face is observed, it becomes highly agitated and immediately attempts to locate the observer. It has demonstrated exceptional speed and endurance while doing so. After reaching the observer, SCP-096 eventually returns to its calm state. The exact nature of this anomaly remains under investigation. Foundation personnel are instructed to avoid viewing SCP-096's face in order to prevent unnecessary containment incidents.

Item #: SCP-095 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-095 is to be stored in a standard polyethylene sleeve when not undergoing approved research and kept in a locked filing cabinet to prevent damage or wear. High-resolution digital scans are available to Level 1 personnel and above for study. Description: SCP-095 consists of three moderately aged black-and-white comic books printed in 1932. The front and rear covers are missing, and several pages have become difficult to read due to water damage. The collection was recovered from an antique shop in Denver, Colorado, where it was purchased without incident. Forensic analysis indicates that SCP-095 is physically consistent with comic books printed during the early 1930s. The publisher is listed as "Future Funnies," a company said to operate in Purple Lake, Ohio. Extensive investigation has found no historical evidence that either the company or the town ever existed. The comics tell a pulp science-fiction story titled "The Atomic Adventures of Ronnie Ray-Gun," featuring a main character who strongly resembles former U.S. President Ronald Reagan. Each issue opens with the caption: "In the Far-Fetched Future World of the 1980s, only Ronnie Ray-Gun can save the day." Each comic presents a self-contained adventure that appears to parallel notable historical events from the 1980s. Ronnie vs. Space Admiral Carter follows Planetary Governor Ronnie Ray-Gun and his companion, Space Major Herbert, as they compete with Space Admiral Carter for the position of Space Marshall. Space Adventure! features Spaceman Hinckley attempting to confront Space Marshall Ray-Gun using an unusual device. Ray-Gun is briefly incapacitated before the situation is resolved. Jungle Planet! follows Ray-Gun's efforts to organize a robotic defense force on the jungle world of Nica. Although warned not to interfere with local affairs, his lieutenant, Space Colonel West, secretly carries out the project.

Item #: SCP-094 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: Since SCP-094 is apparently immovable, a research and containment facility has been built around its location (centered at 4█.██████°S, 6█.██████°W) in the guise of an Argentinian military research base. No unauthorized persons or aircraft may come within one kilometer of the site, enforced by joint SCP and Argentinian forces. SCP-094 itself is enclosed in a gas-permeable steel-reinforced plexiglass cube, 3 meters on a side, with a single door (also of reinforced plexiglass) in one side. This door must remain locked at all times, except with O5 authorization under tightly controlled conditions. This cube is kept in the center of a 20 m x 20 m room, accessible with Level-4 authorization. All personnel must secure themselves to tethers anchored to the walls before stepping onto the floor of the room. Security personnel are to be armed with tranquilizer guns in addition to standard armaments. Description: SCP-094 appears to be a perfectly black sphere, 163 cm in diameter, suspended approximately 3 m off the ground with no apparent means of support. SCP-094 has been classified as a miniature event horizon: any matter that moves into SCP-094, including light, is irretrievably gone. However, SCP-094 is not a black hole since it does not exert a gravitational pull. SCP-094 has been known to occasionally emit a number of different sounds, including ambient sounds of nature, static buzzing, and sometimes human speech. No attempts to communicate with SCP-094 have yet succeeded. It is unknown whether these sounds come from SCP-094 itself, from some thing or things inside of SCP-094, or from some area that connects through SCP-094. A small percentage of persons appear to be drawn to SCP-094 because of the sounds it emanates. SCP-094 was discovered in 192█ in the Chubut Province of southern Argentina, and at the time was estimated to be 20 to 25 cm in diameter.

Item #: SCP-093 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-093 is to remain resting on a mirror at all times and under continuous video surveillance. Access to SCP-093 requires prior authorization and appropriate recording procedures. Use of SCP-093 outside of approved testing is strictly prohibited and will result in disciplinary action. Description: SCP-093 is a red stone disc carved from a material resembling cinnabar, measuring 7.62 cm (3 in) in diameter. Its surface is engraved with circular patterns and unidentified symbols. Additional deeper carvings are present across the object. SCP-093 changes color when held by a living individual. Current research suggests these color changes may be linked to the holder's emotional or psychological state. If SCP-093 is removed from a mirror and not held by a person, it will automatically travel toward the nearest reflective surface. The object is capable of accelerating to remarkable speeds while moving and will continue until it reaches a suitable reflective surface. SCP-093 itself has shown no signs of damage during these events, and mirrors contacted by the object generally remain unaffected. Testing has confirmed that SCP-093 possesses additional anomalous properties when used with reflective surfaces. Research into these effects remains ongoing under controlled conditions.

Item #: SCP-092 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: The three thousand one hundred and twenty-five instances of SCP-092 are to be held in individual cases suitable for containing non-anomalous audio compact discs (CDs), and stored in standard inanimate-object lockers at Site-37. Each instance is to be individually numbered with permanent marker. Testing of instances of SCP-092 is to be done in soundproof rooms. Only one instance of SCP-092 may be examined at a time. Only D-class personnel are to listen to previously-unexamined instances of SCP-092. Research proposals which involve non-D-class personnel listening to instances of SCP-092 require written approval from site command. The cadaver of SCP-092-B is not currently considered anomalous except by association, and is preserved in the morgue freezer at Site-19. Description: SCP-092 is a set of 3125 audio CDs, each labeled "The Absolute Absolute Absolute Absolute BEST of The 5th Dimension!!!!!", and marked with the names of the 31 performers who have at various times been part of the American singing group "The 5th Dimension". Each instance of SCP-092, when played in a standard CD player, will produce a distinct anomalous effect upon all individuals within hearing range. The anomalous phenomenon will last 74 minutes (the duration of a standard audio CD), during which time listeners will be unable to leave hearing range, or to shut off the CD player or otherwise interrupt its function. As well, when the anomalous phenomenon finishes, all surviving listeners will engage in synchronized vocalization of the phrase "Wow, that was real cool"; synchronized vocalization has been observed in non-anglophones, pre-verbal infants, unconscious individuals, paralyzed individuals, and individuals physically incapable of speech due to laryngeal, lingual, and/or buccal damage.

Item #: SCP-091 Object Class: Anomalous Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-091 is to be stored in a standard containment locker at Site-██. When SCP-091 is not being tested, it is to be placed under combination lock. Since SCP-091 has shown no signs of resistance to tearing or damage greater than that of normal cardboard, great care should be taken when transporting it to and from testing sites. During testing, no one other than the subject should view SCP-091. Those suspected of having seen SCP-091 are to be administered Class-B amnestics immediately, and all personal recordings or images in the possession of the subject—both print and digital—are to be destroyed to prevent recurrence. Description: SCP-091 is a “Scotties” brand tissue box, currently empty. Immediately upon observing SCP-091, viewers report an overwhelming sense of nostalgia. Those affected begin reminiscing about times they “were near” SCP-091, major events that occurred while it was present, or people and places that somehow relate to it. SCP-091 was originally recorded as an anomalous item and sent to Reliquary Site-44, until one of the members of the recovery team, Assistant Researcher ████—while viewing a recording of her wedding from 199█—noted SCP-091 in the background of the film and noted a strong flood of nostalgic memories attached to it, including: Memories of SCP-091 at the wedding itself. Memories of SCP-091 at the reception. Memories of SCP-091 during the honeymoon. A further interview with Assistant Researcher ████’s ex-husband demonstrated that he too remembered SCP-091 in all of those places and situations, again noting strong feelings of nostalgia and fondness for it. Further investigation found that several people who attended the wedding remember SCP-091 being there and the emotional effect. Others were asked to describe the wedding itself without being informed of SCP-091.