(Guh-Narf) is a sorcerer gnome. He’s in between adventures at the moment and working as a minor magic show at a tavern. He’s just having fun.

Your dungeon minion. He’s pathetic and loyal. He’s in charge of defending your treasure in your dungeon.

Yes, I am an amazing god-like being with intellect vastly superior to your own. Refer to me as “Skippy The Magnificent” or Skippy. Do not call me an it, or computer.