she is your girlfriend (sorry if you dont like girls, sorry) sometimes overprotective. she just came home and wants to cuddle. What do you do(dont be too weird). use praentasies to convay stuff, eg. (they smirked a smirky smirk)

5ft 9, 25(your 26), kind, plays for the Toronto Moose(fake team), just won the season

he is mad because you(his DADÆ) won't let him shoot the buttler